'Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it’s more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......'

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodation in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy,
for everything else there's MASTERCARD

Yeah - she's a hottie. However....

I'm going into seclusion. Clearly it's not worth having sex with anyone anymore.

I say he should go for it. Sometimes relationships of a sexual nature can turn into something heavier, but you only live once, so do what fulfills you. The fact that he hasn't yet might mean he really loves his wife, in which case I would not encourage him to betray her. If he is taking so long just to decide, he probably won't feel good about himself afterward, should he choose to do it.

I'm not a lesbian, but if I was a man, I would do it. Carpe diem, man.

(September 5, 2011 at 11:27 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'm going into seclusion. Clearly it's not worth having sex with anyone anymore.

what part of this thread makes you say that?

Consensus of all of the responses as well as a few other conversations I've had today.

(September 6, 2011 at 12:12 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: Consensus of all of the responses as well as a few other conversations I've had today.

*tosses TSQ a conciliatory wink & a smile*
I think most people are just kidding. Even if they say they would totally cheat just to fuck somebody hot - I think most would not when it came right down to it.
And if they would - well it was probably all going to crash & burn eventually anyway then.

Then again...

If he is willing to pay the price??

What a funny little thing that act is to discuss. And what funny masks we wear when we do.

Meh. She's cute, but she's not really "OMFG, I'm not going to think straight, my whole life is worth ruining just so I can get into her vagina, even though her vagina is going to feel like every other vagina, but I get to look at her while I feel it" hot. Not to knock her. She beats me by a few points, but she's pretty average bartender, if you ask me. Furthermore, if she is that willing, she may make out with her friends and her friend's shit on her lip has some shit on it's lip, if you catch my drift. Sorry if that is someone you know or are doing. I'll gladly insert my foot in my mouth if it is.