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The Overthrow the Government Thread
May 28, 2018 at 3:33 pm
(This post was last modified: May 28, 2018 at 3:34 pm by The Valkyrie.)
This is a fantasy scenario (sorry Mr. NSA man who is reading this).
So, you have just overthrown the government (yay!).
Whether through armed insurrectoon (yay!) or overwhelming peaceful protest (boo!), you find yourself in control of the country (you can specify the country).
What are your next steps to stabilise the country?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: The Overthrow the Government Thread
May 28, 2018 at 3:36 pm
This is the most perfect and important question I have to answer and I will cease playing video games and read tons of books on history, economy, law, etc, just to know the way forward for my people.
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RE: The Overthrow the Government Thread
May 28, 2018 at 4:19 pm
Set up a group of people much smarter than me to handle the stabilizing and rebuilding while at the same time stuffing my pockets (they owe me something for the over through). Then abdicate and run away.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: The Overthrow the Government Thread
May 28, 2018 at 4:42 pm
Well, considering I'm Canadian, I go on national TV to assure everyone about how sorry we are about this inconvenient take-over.
Trudeau runs to Trump and asks for aid..
US immediately invades....
I retreat north to thunder bay with my cabinet & ready for our possible Evac to the Fortress of Solitude or Santa's Village (one more heavily armoured, the other better shielded) , both of which are closely guarded Canadian secrets, and order the withdrawal of all Canadian forces to their northern most bases, while instructing all southern Canadians to offer no resistance to our American friends, but instead offer beaver tails, poutine, and single payer health care.
China offers unsolicited food and medical aid drops to Canadians in reciprocity for our food aid to them in the 50's & 60's.
We try to extend this gift to our uninvited (but well meaning) American "guests".
When suddenly, I'm shocked by Pam Ewing bursting in to the shower (interrupting my day dream) and thinking I'm dead!
Kids...ask your parents...or your grandparents, I'm not sure how old I am.
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RE: The Overthrow the Government Thread
May 28, 2018 at 4:43 pm
I'd choose the UK as it's the country I'm the most familiar with.
I'd say "Put it back the way it was except before Brexit, please."
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RE: The Overthrow the Government Thread
May 28, 2018 at 4:59 pm
Build a guillotine and chop the WLB's head off.
And then, anyone who says "that's not right" gets their heads chopped off next.
Then, burn all the churches to the ground.
If I think of anything else I'll let you know.
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RE: The Overthrow the Government Thread
May 28, 2018 at 5:02 pm
I'd give the country back to the government, cuz I know fuckall about running a country.