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The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...

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The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
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#61
RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 1:06 pm
Romantic love isn't superficial butterflies and giggles. It's suffering, living, enjoying life together and great, big belly laughs. You still get the giggles and the butterflies, but you also get a best friend.
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 1:13 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2018 at 1:13 pm by LadyForCamus.)
Fuck everything and everyone.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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#63
RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 1:16 pm
The depths of human stupidity is fathomless.
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 1:36 pm
(September 26, 2018 at 1:04 pm)julep Wrote: ...that running away from myself takes me to duller places than running with myself.  

Or something like that, anyways.

Just don't run out of vino.  Great
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#65
RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 1:53 pm
Drunk people make funny noises when you run them over.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 2:26 pm
Balls gonna sag and there ain't nothin gonna stop it. 

I wouldn't mind if the pinching weren't so frequent.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 5:02 pm
(September 26, 2018 at 2:26 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Balls gonna sag and there ain't nothin gonna stop it. 

I wouldn't mind if the pinching weren't so frequent.

Don't hang out with val and vorly so much.
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 5:03 pm
(September 26, 2018 at 5:02 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(September 26, 2018 at 2:26 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Balls gonna sag and there ain't nothin gonna stop it. 

I wouldn't mind if the pinching weren't so frequent.

Don't hang out with val and vorly so much.

They're like a drug.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#69
RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 5:04 pm
It ain't never coming back, so's I might as well just get over it.
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RE: The biggest thing I've learned as I've got older is...
September 26, 2018 at 5:17 pm
95% of the stuff we worry about is totally irrelevant a short time later.
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