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New Years Desolutions.

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New Years Desolutions.
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New Years Desolutions.
December 31, 2018 at 7:08 am
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RE: New Years Desolutions.
December 31, 2018 at 8:03 am
Thanks to new insurance, I will be able to get a free membership to the YWCA. Given my age, I need to exercise more, and have committed to that. God help me.
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RE: New Years Desolutions.
December 31, 2018 at 8:06 am
(December 31, 2018 at 8:03 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: Thanks to new insurance, I will be able to get a free membership to the YWCA.  Given my age, I need to exercise more, and have committed to that.  God help me.

Docs told me not to exercise, it would kill me faster. (At least that's how I heard what they said. Levitate )
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RE: New Years Desolutions.
December 31, 2018 at 1:00 pm
(December 31, 2018 at 8:03 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: Thanks to new insurance, I will be able to get a free membership to the YWCA. Given my age, I need to exercise more, and have committed to that. God help me.

I feel ya. I’m lucky that my office provides a workout room to employees free of charge. But I have to go back to my proper diet practices. Because if I don’t my MDD gets so much worse and my DR gets mad at me.
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RE: New Years Desolutions.
January 1, 2019 at 3:27 am
(December 31, 2018 at 8:06 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(December 31, 2018 at 8:03 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: Thanks to new insurance, I will be able to get a free membership to the YWCA.  Given my age, I need to exercise more, and have committed to that.  God help me.

Docs told me not to exercise, it would kill me faster. (At least that's how I heard what they said.  Levitate )

I hear ya brother.
They say hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: New Years Desolutions.
January 1, 2019 at 7:51 am
(January 1, 2019 at 3:27 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(December 31, 2018 at 8:06 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Docs told me not to exercise, it would kill me faster. (At least that's how I heard what they said.  Levitate )

I hear ya brother.
They say hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it Dunno

I avoided work for twenty years, then I retired from the Navy.
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RE: New Years Desolutions.
January 1, 2019 at 7:56 am
Never been afraid of hard work.  I can lay down right next to it and have a kip.

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RE: New Years Desolutions.
January 1, 2019 at 12:21 pm (This post was last modified: January 1, 2019 at 12:22 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: New Years Desolutions.
January 1, 2019 at 12:48 pm (This post was last modified: January 1, 2019 at 11:00 pm by Jackalope.)
This year is a continuation of last year. Get healthy - lose weight, eat better and exercise. I got half way there last year and I'm going to finish the job this year.
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RE: New Years Desolutions.
January 2, 2019 at 9:48 am
I'm going to try to be less sociable.
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