Here is a thread for things you have just dicovered, found out, or where you can just make shit up.

I'll start.

Things I have recently discovered:

1. Nuns do not explode on their own.
2 . Accelerant and matches do not make people run faster.
3. Babies and small children are not good speed bumps when driving a steamroller.

Jimi Hendrix was not of this Earth.
RUSH is the greatest band, ever!
People can't drive.
People suck.
I WILL ALWAYS BE LAST!

(January 30, 2019 at 4:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Here is a thread for things you have just dicovered, found out, or where you can just make shit up.

I'll start.

Things I have recently discovered:

1.  Nuns do not explode on their own.
2 . Accelerant and matches do not make people run faster.
3.  Babies and small children are not good speed bumps when driving a steamroller.

This post makes me want to call the police. 

But to be fair, there was a walrus on Ren and Stimpy that wanted the police too. 

Schrödinger was wrong.  He said that if you shut a cat up in a box, it can only exist in two states - alive or dead.  I have discovered that there is a third state:  'bloody furious'.

Boru

Cats always land records ght side up, but they don't bounce, regardless of how far you drop them.......

(January 30, 2019 at 4:32 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Cats always land records ght side up, but they don't bounce, regardless of how far you drop them.......

It’s not how far you drop them but how hard you throw them that determines whether the cat will bounce.

(January 30, 2019 at 4:29 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Schrödinger was wrong.  He said that if you shut a cat up in a box, it can only exist in two states - alive or dead.  I have discovered that there is a third state:  'bloody furious'.

Boru

In a serious related note, my late friend Bob made the objection to Shrodinger, that in his estimation, the problem with that thought experiment is that Shrodinger never took into account the point of view of the cat itself. Being outside the box, yea, since you can see it, but the cat itself is in the box perceiving it's own point of view.

(January 30, 2019 at 4:22 pm)Brian37 Wrote:

(January 30, 2019 at 4:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Here is a thread for things you have just dicovered, found out, or where you can just make shit up.

I'll start.

Things I have recently discovered:

1.  Nuns do not explode on their own.
2 . Accelerant and matches do not make people run faster.
3.  Babies and small children are not good speed bumps when driving a steamroller.

This post makes me want to call the police. 

But to be fair, there was a walrus on Ren and Stimpy that wanted the police too. 

This post makes me want to contact my friend Igor "The Bastard" to visit a potential nark.

(January 30, 2019 at 4:18 pm)no one Wrote: Jimi Hendrix was not of this Earth.
RUSH is the greatest band, ever!
People can't drive.
People suck.
I WILL ALWAYS BE LAST!

^ YES