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Your god is a smelly foriegner
July 10, 2019 at 12:28 pm
Sorry xtians.
Somebody needs to tell you.
Jesus wasn't an American. He didn't speak English. He wasn't white. He probably didn't shower frequently or wear deodorant. He didn't have pearly white teeth as he never saw a dentist, or brush or floss.
He wasn't a Christian.
Odds are you wouldn't pick him up if he was hitchhiking.
Now you know.
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RE: Your god is a smelly foriegner
July 10, 2019 at 12:42 pm
Given his views against washing hands, and walking on water, he probably never bathed unless his followers washed him themselves. They washed his feet, they may have played some sort of game where they make him "accidentally" fall into a gently flowing river, and keep him in until he stops smelling like shit and lice. They swapped his clothes out as often as possible. That kind of thing.
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RE: Your god is a smelly foriegner
July 10, 2019 at 4:04 pm
I think Gandhi said something along the lines of "I like your Christ. I don't like your Christians."
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RE: Your god is a smelly foriegner
July 10, 2019 at 5:26 pm
Oh no! Online biker, are you trying to say that baby Jesus - the second coming of Christ - is dying right now in one of the ICE cages because he is an immigrant?
Being mistreated by other Christians?
Well, I get he got what he deserves: making a religion of assholes where one group of Christians is running away from oppressive Christians only to stumble on another kind of evil Christians while they all scream at the same time how they love each other.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Your god is a smelly foriegner
July 10, 2019 at 5:33 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 4:04 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I think Gandhi said something along the lines of "I like your Christ. I don't like your Christians."
Gandhi made the same two mistakes that people still make: prejudging all Christians by the actions of the militant few, and cherry-picking to make Jesus out to have been one of the good guys.
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RE: Your god is a smelly foriegner
July 10, 2019 at 6:08 pm
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1955 called and they want their anti christian shock and awe back
1655 called they want you to stop stealing their regressive moral and social norms
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1955 called and they want their anti christian shock and awe back
1955 ? You mean that era all you Trumpist boneheads want to regress us back too .
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