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Wife upset i am an atheist
#11
RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
(November 23, 2019 at 3:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Have you thought about getting a different wife?

Boru

Well according to the bible I can have multiple no? I got a couple acres and a donkey I could trade for one.
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#12
RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
I had a similar problem with my second wife. I didn't believe in God and she took that personally, she did believe she was God.

Just sayin' that somethings don't get fixed.
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#13
RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
(November 23, 2019 at 3:06 pm)Southern Atheist Wrote:
(November 23, 2019 at 3:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Have you thought about getting a different wife?

Boru

Well according to the bible I can have multiple no? I got a couple acres and a donkey I could trade for one.

Is it one of those talking donkeys that the bible claims to exist? That would sell for gazillions.
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RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
(November 23, 2019 at 3:15 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(November 23, 2019 at 3:06 pm)Southern Atheist Wrote: Well according to the bible I can have multiple no? I got a couple acres and a donkey I could trade for one.

Is it one of those talking donkeys that the bible claims to exist? That would sell for gazillions.

Yes he is a talking donkey, but he only talks to me and only when there is no one around and no video or sound capturing devices around either, so you will have to take it on faith that he is in fact a talking donkey.
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RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
(November 23, 2019 at 3:26 pm)Southern Atheist Wrote:
(November 23, 2019 at 3:15 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: Is it one of those talking donkeys that the bible claims to exist? That would sell for gazillions.

Yes he is a talking donkey, but he only talks to me and only when there is no one around and no video or sound capturing devices around either, so you will have to take it on faith that he is in fact a talking donkey.

And therein lays the problem. The fairies that live in my garage told me that the bible is true. Do you believe me?
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#16
RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
(November 23, 2019 at 3:37 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(November 23, 2019 at 3:26 pm)Southern Atheist Wrote: Yes he is a talking donkey, but he only talks to me and only when there is no one around and no video or sound capturing devices around either, so you will have to take it on faith that he is in fact a talking donkey.

And therein lays the problem. The fairies that live in my garage told me that the bible is true. Do you believe me?

My donkey said your full of shit, war it is.
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#17
RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
You're in a rough spot, especially with a small child. Not for nothing, but I really think you should see a marriage counselor. You may have to travel a bit to find one who won't automatically take the religious person's side; it's your relationship that needs the help, not who you are. If it doesn't work, if she can't accept you for who you are, at least you'll know you gave it your best shot. And if she can't accept you, that doesn't necessarily mean that she's in the wrong, it is a very hard adjustment to learn to love the person a spouse becomes when it's very different from the person they fell in love with and chose to marry. Some couples pull it off, my partner is something like a lapsed Bahá'í but still a theist.
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#18
RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
Tell her you forgive her for not not believing.
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#19
RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
(November 23, 2019 at 3:06 pm)Southern Atheist Wrote:
(November 23, 2019 at 3:03 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Have you thought about getting a different wife?

Boru

Well according to the bible I can have multiple no? I got a couple acres and a donkey I could trade for one.

Has the land got road fromtage?
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RE: Wife upset i am an atheist
(November 23, 2019 at 3:42 pm)Southern Atheist Wrote:
(November 23, 2019 at 3:37 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: And therein lays the problem. The fairies that live in my garage told me that the bible is true. Do you believe me?

My donkey said your full of shit, war it is.

Well then, you can have a war. I have no idea who might be fighting who, but work away. I have no part in it. So I kinda don't care much whatever you do. Those are your actions and your consequences. Not my problem.
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