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RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
November 24, 2019 at 2:33 pm
All religions have batshit crazy ideas in them that the followers hold dearly.
Islam: Splitting the moon and others.
Christianity: Resurrection.
Scentology: pretty much the whole thing.
Judaism: the flood, Exodus, etc.
JoHos: 144, 000 are chosen, the rest have to wait.
Mormonism: Magical tablets that no one saw and magic underwear.
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RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
November 24, 2019 at 2:41 pm
Idunno, my wife's black lace panties are kind of magical.
As for religious crazy, they all have their own slice of heaven.
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RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
November 24, 2019 at 5:11 pm
(November 24, 2019 at 4:16 pm)LastPoet Wrote: (November 24, 2019 at 2:41 pm)Fireball Wrote: Idunno, my wife's black lace panties are kind of magical.
As for religious crazy, they all have their own slice of heaven.
Have you carefully removed your significant other panties with your teeth in an indearing way, in unbrridled passion? am I a weirdo? I suppose greeks were puritans.
No.
Tell us about it.
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RE: Which is religion wins the prize for the most mindblowingly, bat-shitterymost of all?
November 24, 2019 at 5:27 pm
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