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Poll: Sex
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(Strong Heterosexual) I am NEVER attracted to the same sex.
39.53%
 17 39.53%
(Heterosexual) I am RARELY attracted to the same sex.
34.88%
 15 34.88%
(Bisexual) I am OCCASIONALLY attracted to the same sex.
16.28%
 7 16.28%
(Strong Bisexual) I am EQUALLY attracted to both sexes.
2.33%
 1 2.33%
(Bisexual) I am OCCASIONALLY attracted to the opposite sex.
0%
 0 0%
(Homosexual) I am RARELY attracted to the opposite sex.
0%
 0 0%
(Strong Homosexual) I am NEVER attracted to the opposite sex
0%
 0 0%
(Asexual) I am RARELY or NEVER attracted to ANY sex.
4.65%
 2 4.65%
(Transgendered) I do not fit comfortably within this poll.
2.33%
 1 2.33%
Total 43 vote(s) 100%
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Violet Offline
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RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 10:43 am (This post was last modified: October 19, 2011 at 10:46 am by Violet.)
(October 19, 2011 at 10:41 am)ElDinero Wrote: Yeah, you want to fuck dogs and cyborg monsters, but it's my pee shaking thing that's hard to follow.

Garrus isn't a cyborg monster...

Or a cyborg...

Or a monster...

And I don't want to fuck either dogs or Garrus... rather: I want them to fuck me Tiger

The fuck are you going on about with this 'pee-shaking thing'? Are you deformed? Thinking
(October 19, 2011 at 10:43 am)Napoleon Wrote: Weird.

Disagree. It's you sexually homogenous deviants that should stop confusing me with your absolutely bizarre self-imposed restrictions Heart
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#42
RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 10:47 am
frankiej knows. Everyone knows about the pee shaking thing. Help me out lads.
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IATIA Offline
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#43
RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 10:56 am
(October 19, 2011 at 10:47 am)ElDinero Wrote: frankiej knows. Everyone knows about the pee shaking thing. Help me out lads.

It is an attempt to shake off the last drop of pee hanging at the end to keep from staining the underwear, but it seldom accomplishes the task fully.
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#44
RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 11:04 am
Do you happy penis-weilder's need a transwoman to tell you how to deal with that?

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You see... there's this really cool thing called 'toilet paper'. Honestly... if that wasn't enough for you to figure out what to do: you should go have your penis inverted... because you are an affront to every respectable man in the world. And you're probably really (really) stupid. The next line is for you retards, so skip it if you have half a brain.

I would recommend squeezing it from the base and sliding from there to the tip. If you want to be certain: do it twice. If you are both stupid and you like overkill: thrice.

Five... is right out.

(I cannot believe I had to do this... just how fucking stupid can people be? Maybe I've been trolled. Yes, that's it. I'll pretend I've been trolled.)
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RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
(October 19, 2011 at 11:04 am)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: You see... there's this really cool thing called 'toilet paper'.

They do not supply toilet paper at urinals in America
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RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 11:06 am
(October 19, 2011 at 10:56 am)IATIA Wrote: It is an attempt to shake off the last drop of pee hanging at the end to keep from staining the underwear, but it seldom accomplishes the task fully.

Reason: there's still urine in the urethra.

Which then: leaks.

A

Fucking

Mazing.
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#47
RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 11:07 am
(October 19, 2011 at 10:47 am)ElDinero Wrote: frankiej knows. Everyone knows about the pee shaking thing. Help me out lads.

You have shaked it enough on this thread to reclassify it as now playing with yourself
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Violet Offline
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RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 11:09 am
(October 19, 2011 at 11:06 am)IATIA Wrote:
(October 19, 2011 at 11:04 am)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: You see... there's this really cool thing called 'toilet paper'.

They do not supply toilet paper at urinals in America

Honestly... you would use toilet paper from a fucking public bathroom? You don't carry any with you?

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* Violet opts not to further respond to this level of stupidity, as she firmly believes urinals to be a waste of wall space. And she's been in plenty of men's bathrooms to come by this opinion.
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#49
RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 11:12 am (This post was last modified: October 19, 2011 at 11:16 am by reverendjeremiah.)
(October 19, 2011 at 11:04 am)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Do you happy penis-weilder's need a transwoman to tell you how to deal with that?

sure..do you know where one is?

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Quote:You see... there's this really cool thing called 'toilet paper'. Honestly... if that wasn't enough for you to figure out what to do: you should go have your penis inverted... because you are an affront to every respectable man in the world. And you're probably really (really) stupid. The next line is for you retards, so skip it if you have half a brain.
The Hell you say..my penis isnt an asshole to use toilet paper on.

Besides, I wake up every morning with my penis inverted and staring me in the face.

Quote:I would recommend squeezing it from the base and sliding from there to the tip. If you want to be certain: do it twice. If you are both stupid and you like overkill: thrice.
Im sure that comes from many years of experience..aint that right man..er..I mean lady.
Quote:Five... is right out.

(I cannot believe I had to do this... just how fucking stupid can people be? Maybe I've been trolled. Yes, that's it. I'll pretend I've been trolled.)
From what I have read from you before, you will probably soon be pretending that the troll is giving you a stiff one up that wazoo.

Quote:* Vaeolet Lilly Blossom opts not to further respond to this level of stupidity, as she firmly believes urinals to be a waste of wall space. And she's been in plenty of men's bathrooms to come by this opinion.

Finally, something I can agree with. I would much rather just piss in the corner, or all over the wall and floors...let them mop the shit up later, Im busy shopping damnit.

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#50
RE: Sex
October 19, 2011 at 11:16 am
(October 19, 2011 at 11:12 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: From what I have read it you will probably soon be pretending that the troll is giving you a stiff one up that wazoo.

AHAHAHAHHAHAA. Fucking hell.
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