(October 19, 2011 at 3:11 pm)Shell B Wrote: I thought all boys masturbated to Lara Croft.

I'm down with artificial masturbatory inspiration.
FX's ARCHER series has a character named Lana Kane that canNOT be ignored! jesus H christ!




the bonus with this animated sexpot is that the real voice behind her is actually hot too... Aisha Tyler

(October 19, 2011 at 3:03 pm)searchingforanswers Wrote: He was soooo much more interesting than Garrus. And I REALLY like Garrus. Freaked out when I thought he died lol. Not to go off topic.

Not a chance... but then I wasn't attracted to Garrus much until Mass Effect 2

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(October 19, 2011 at 3:06 pm)ElDinero Wrote: Are you telling me it's acceptable to be aroused by video game characters now? When I was a kid I wasn't allowed to fancy Lara Croft, it was perverted.

Quite. Though you better be a girl if you find male characters attractive: there's some serious anti-gay stigma about

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Hidden is one of three characters worth playing that game for. The other two were Ashe and Basch.

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(October 19, 2011 at 3:11 pm)searchingforanswers Wrote: When I was younger I thought there was something wrong with me because I had a crush on kim possible. Now years later, I think there is something wrong with me because I still do.

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Sad. Just sad.

(October 19, 2011 at 3:23 pm)Cinjin Wrote: the bonus with this animated sexpot is that the real voice behind her is actually hot too... Aisha Tyler

Isn't that the tall chick who was in Friends for a while?

Edit: Yes it is, I'm a genius. Holy shit she's 41. Fair play.

(October 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote:

(October 19, 2011 at 1:20 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: talking about feelings etc. etc.

I'd never have it any other way...

I have no problems talking about feelings...feels like my potpie is cold...get your ass in the kitchen and warm it up for me.

..and grab me a beer while you are at it...

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(October 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm)Shell B Wrote: I find women attractive, but I don't have sex with them, so I had to go with your bisexual option, though I do not feel that is a quite accurate representation of my preference.

Then you would pick: heterosexual, I am rarely attracted to the same sex

I voted heterosexual at first, but then I changed it to bisexual because I thought that the "attraction" included emotional attraction as well, not just sexual.

And I like both males and females equally.
But now, in light of your clarification above, I should change my vote back to heterosexual because I am not sexually attracted to males, right?

I'd think so. I don't think bisexual Muslims are even allowed, are they?

(October 19, 2011 at 6:04 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Then you would pick: heterosexual, I am rarely attracted to the same sex

But that has to do with frequency of attraction, not action taken about it.

(October 19, 2011 at 6:36 pm)ElDinero Wrote: I'd think so. I don't think bisexual Muslims are even allowed, are they?

I think they are allowed, but I'm not sure. I'm just a little confused about what these labels in the poll actually mean (in relation to the word "attraction").

Edit:

Bisexual in a sexual manner would be against Islam.
Bisexual in the sense that you are equally to attracted to males and females without engaging in (or wanting) sexual activities with them is alright.

Having said that, it's possible that I'm using the word "bisexual" incorrectly. So, please correct me if I'm wrong or if I need to know something.

(October 19, 2011 at 12:36 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: LMFAO..You will fuck mud?!?!

Don't knock it until you tried it.
It's the 'shmucka shmucka shmucka' noise I like best about it.

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(October 19, 2011 at 10:43 am)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: The fuck are you going on about with this 'pee-shaking thing'? Are you deformed?

I don't want to read thru 6 more pages to see if someone answered this or not, so here it goes:

"You can shake it, you can beat it, you can bang it against the wall.
But it must go back into your pants for that last damned drop to fall."

There ya go.

(October 19, 2011 at 3:11 pm)Shell B Wrote:

(October 19, 2011 at 3:06 pm)ElDinero Wrote: Are you telling me it's acceptable to be aroused by video game characters now? When I was a kid I wasn't allowed to fancy Lara Croft, it was perverted.

I thought all boys masturbated to Lara Croft.

I certainly did.