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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (January 22, 2020 at 11:41 am)Fireball Wrote: ^ I remember after church the people who were so lovey-dovey inside turned into maniacs once they got out of there and into their cars. Here is the same. As soon as the church rats come out they start talking bad about others, even after the priest delivered a lovey dobey jesus cherry picked message. Most people just pay lip service. Ya know, for the appearances. 
Like I've said before, most people are religious about one hour a week.
LastPoet
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm) Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione (January 24, 2020 at 2:33 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Like I've said before, most people are religious about one hour a week. Been a while, but at mass whenever the lords prayer come up, it seemed eternity was about to end. Some people repeatedly made a sign on the face ending with a cross on their chest. I could never get those weird rituals right. I am good at the job rituals, those I understand and always finding the way to improve them. Its my job, or as my coworkers say "yes chief". To my understanding a "chief" is the head of a tribe. I suppose it is the truth.  (January 22, 2020 at 6:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(January 22, 2020 at 11:48 am)Gae Bolga Wrote: Psh, that's just mild aggression. In one moment supplicants are entreated to lift up their hearts, and turn towards their fellow man in love and friendship....and all around the world...not but a few minutes after these necessary services, a significant portion of those supplicants lock and load their magazines and blast their fellow man to shit - an early date with the creator. Going from one activity directly to the next, not even stopping to take a piss. That's one reason Rome fell - the lions were eating into the prophets. I'll see myself out... Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
While Shepherds washed their socks by night,
All seated round the tub, The Angel of the the Lord came down, And gave their socks a scrub. And when their socks were squeaky clean, And sparkling like a gem, The Sheppard's put them on again, And walked to Bethlehem. And when they got to Bethlehem, All looking nice and neat, The Christ child said you've got nice socks, But next time wash your feet. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(January 24, 2020 at 3:22 pm)LastPoet Wrote:I was a chief.(January 24, 2020 at 2:33 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Like I've said before, most people are religious about one hour a week. 
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The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! 
Christians and their "logic"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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