I had a friend in second grade whose idea of a "game" always involved somebody taking off their clothes. He disappeared that summer, nobody seemed to care.

(January 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Wait...women can have orgasms?!

Boru

I call Fake News. Clearly an Alternative Fact. He said an orgasm is like a private garden.. Well I've been with my girlfriend for two years and she doesn't even have a backyard, let alone a garden. This guy's an idiot!

(February 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)EgoDeath Wrote:

(January 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Wait...women can have orgasms?!

Boru

I call Fake News. Clearly an Alternative Fact. He said an orgasm is like a private garden.. Well I've been with my girlfriend for two years and she doesn't even have a backyard, let alone a garden. This guy's an idiot!

Sounds like you may be approaching things from the wrong direction...

I'm a man and I'm great at sex I always cum!

Really I just wanted this to show up in "my posts" probably because I have masochistic tendencies.

Carry on telling me how to satisfy women.

Damn the Oedipal complexes, full speed ahead!

(February 2, 2020 at 7:27 pm)Mr Greene Wrote:

(February 2, 2020 at 7:16 pm)EgoDeath Wrote: I call Fake News. Clearly an Alternative Fact. He said an orgasm is like a private garden.. Well I've been with my girlfriend for two years and she doesn't even have a backyard, let alone a garden. This guy's an idiot!

Sounds like you may be approaching things from the wrong direction...

Ha! Certainly not, friend! Our sex life is... shall I say... bombastic. BOOM! Haha watch out there Might get hit with some shrapnel if you're not careful, bud.

But... she did say something about me not being able to find her "clitoris." I didn't even know she lost the damn thing and, to be honest, she's been kind of annoying about me finding it... Like what... you can't look for it yourself while I'm at work all day? Jesus man. And you know, it wouldn't even be that huge of a deal, but then she keeps bringing up how her ex, Gary, always found her "clit" right away, and always knew what to do with it. Ya know, the nerve of her to tell me that, and oh, how she screamed with joy any time he found it for her. Ridiculous. So I looked in the basement, up in the attic, all over the place and I can't find this damn thing. But ya know what, just because I'm not as good around the house as fucking GARY doesn't mean I should be ridiculed for it.

Fucking bullshit.

/stupid joke

I gotta credit Dinner with Schmucks or whatever for the premise that I proceeded to butcher for my own amusement.

(February 2, 2020 at 8:05 pm)EgoDeath Wrote:

(February 2, 2020 at 7:27 pm)Mr Greene Wrote: Sounds like you may be approaching things from the wrong direction...

Ha! Certainly not, friend! Our sex life is... shall I say... bombastic. BOOM! Haha watch out there Might get hit with some shrapnel if you're not careful, bud.

But... she did say something about me not being able to find her "clitoris." I didn't even know she lost the damn thing and, to be honest, she's been kind of annoying about me finding it... Like what... you can't look for it yourself while I'm at work all day? Jesus man. And you know, it wouldn't even be that huge of a deal, but then she keeps bringing up how her ex, Gary, always found her "clit" right away, and always knew what to do with it. Ya know, the nerve of her to tell me that, and oh, how she screamed with joy any time he found it for her. Ridiculous. So I looked in the basement, up in the attic, all over the place and I can't find this damn thing. But ya know what, just because I'm not as good around the house as fucking GARY doesn't mean I should be ridiculed for it.

Fucking bullshit.

/stupid joke

I gotta credit Dinner with Schmucks or whatever for the premise that I proceeded to butcher for my own amusement.

PotAto, potato; clitoris, clitOris...lets call the whole thing off! Hint: the "G-Spot" is the underneath of the clitoris inside. It has rough skin.

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(January 30, 2020 at 10:59 am)LadyForCamus Wrote:

(January 29, 2020 at 10:18 pm)Fireball Wrote: That roaring noise one hears is a supersonic jet whooshing over brain's head at Mach Many.

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 If I had had a daughter (I've 3 sons, well, technically, the wife had them) I'd've wanted her to be just like you! Wicked sarcasm is a staple in the Fireball household. 

A life without sarcasm is not any kind of life at all, tbh. 😉 Three sons, eh? So, how much alcohol does your wife consume on a daily basis? I have two, and I think I’m keeping the liquor store by my house open all on my own.

Getting lucky has a two drink minimum
(and maximum--sorry).

What is a vagina?. How does it work? lol

I'm guessing you haven't seen one since your mom spit you out, huh?

(February 10, 2020 at 3:28 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: What is a vagina?. How does it work? lol

Your one message that isn't in caps...interesting.

(February 10, 2020 at 3:45 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:

(February 10, 2020 at 3:28 pm)Prycejosh1987 Wrote: What is a vagina?. How does it work? lol

Your one message that isn't in caps...interesting.

Well that's easy. The religious go all coy whenever matters of sex arise (ahem).