A Thermomostat. Thermal imaging, wearables, drones, whatever it takes to cool her down before shit gets real.
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@Ranjr I as actually contemplating an aggression detector fit bit today to self regulate
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always working on cleaning my windows- me regarding Johari (April 28, 2020 at 10:57 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(April 28, 2020 at 9:43 am)Ranjr Wrote: A Thermomostat. Thermal imaging, wearables, drones, whatever it takes to cool her down before shit gets real. In order of effectiveness...dark chocolate, white chocolate, milk chocolate. Ranjr may want to keep a varied stash so he can dole out what's appropriate at the moment. (April 28, 2020 at 2:02 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:"I'm Boss Lady and I approved this message."(April 28, 2020 at 10:57 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Dude! Chocolate.
I mean literally cool her down. Sense the hot flash before she does and directly apply cold air.
(April 28, 2020 at 2:47 pm)Ranjr Wrote: I mean literally cool her down. Sense the hot flash before she does and directly apply cold air. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=http...AdAAAAABAI (April 28, 2020 at 2:47 pm)Ranjr Wrote: I mean literally cool her down. Sense the hot flash before she does and directly apply cold air. Yeah....good luck with that. I remember steaming up my own glasses without warning. Husband complained I would wear out the stairs going up and down changing from 'I am freezing clothes' to 'OMFG it's so hot clothes' and back again. But keep a stash of chocolate - it can't hurt. (April 28, 2020 at 3:28 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:(April 28, 2020 at 2:47 pm)Ranjr Wrote: I mean literally cool her down. Sense the hot flash before she does and directly apply cold air. When my third wife found out I was going to be temping in an other-wise all-female office she gave me a present. It was a five pound Hershey's bar with a note on it: "In case of emergency, throw this, then RUN!" (April 28, 2020 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: We need domestic felines that live for twenty-five years or more and remain kittens the entire time. I have one of those sort-of. Little runty fucker who just won't grow any bigger. He won't live 25 years though, and probably not even the full lifetime of a normal cat. You see, he has breathing problems that make his purr painful to him, and his gums are red and raw and have always been sore since he was a slightly smaller kitty. |
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