Quote:Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?
His whole abdomen would move up and down, you dig, farting out the words.
It was unlike anything I ever heard.
Bubbly, thick, stagnant sound.
A sound you could smell.
This man worked for the carnival,you dig?
And to start with it was like a novelty ventriloquist act.
After a while, the ass started talking on its own.
He would go in without anything prepared... and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.
Then it developed sort of teethlike... little raspy incurving hooks and started eating.
He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it... but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street... shouting out it wanted equal rights.
It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags.
Nobody loved it.
And it wanted to be kissed, same as any other mouth.
Finally, it talked all the time, day and night.
You could hear him for blocks, screaming at it to shut up... beating at it with his fists... and sticking candles up it, but... nothing did any good, and the asshole said to him...
"It is you who will shut up in the end, not me...
"because we don't need you around here anymore. I can talk and eat and shit."
After that, he began waking up in the morning with transparentjelly... like a tadpole's tail all over his mouth.
He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands... like burning gasoline jelly and grow there.
So, finally, his mouth sealed over... and the whole head... would have amputated spontaneously except for the eyes, you dig?
That's the one thing that the asshole couldn't do was see.
It needed the eyes.
Nerve connections were blocked... and infiltrated and atrophied.
So, the brain couldn't give orders anymore.
It was trapped inside the skull... sealed off.
For a while, you could see... the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes.
And then finally the brain must have died... because the eyes went out... and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eye at the end of a stalk.

(May 4, 2020 at 8:38 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Easy, Naked Lunch!

Oh, and to tie off your quote Valkyrie Agents of S.h.i.e.l.d.

I also cheated on yours.

Fake Messiah I knew yours from the first line.

I've been a purveyor of the black meat from the giant aquatic centipede for a while now.

Ok, now for my quote:

"I was, will be. You were, will be, my friends."

(May 20, 2020 at 9:18 am)WinterHold Wrote: "The descent had destroyed me..but yet, I live"

(May 20, 2020 at 10:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(May 20, 2020 at 9:18 am)WinterHold Wrote: "The descent had destroyed me..but yet, I live"

Some stupid video game or other, I’m sure.

Boru

(May 20, 2020 at 11:26 am)WinterHold Wrote:

(May 20, 2020 at 10:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some stupid video game or other, I’m sure.

Boru

Despite the source of the sentence, you wasted half of your life when you missed it

(May 20, 2020 at 11:26 am)WinterHold Wrote:

(May 20, 2020 at 10:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Some stupid video game or other, I’m sure.

Boru

Despite the source of the sentence, you wasted half of your life when you missed it

(May 20, 2020 at 12:30 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote:

(May 20, 2020 at 11:26 am)WinterHold Wrote: Despite the source of the sentence, you wasted half of your life when you missed it

Brian is the winner although Soul Reaver is a great game!

(May 20, 2020 at 1:01 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(May 20, 2020 at 11:26 am)WinterHold Wrote: Despite the source of the sentence, you wasted half of your life when you missed it

If I were to spend half my life playing any video game, THAT would be a waste.

Boru