I'm only hostile if you deserve it
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
AF Nutty Awards
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I'm only hostile if you deserve it
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 30, 2011 at 4:32 pm
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2011 at 4:33 pm by Napoléon.)
(October 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm)Rayaan Wrote:(October 30, 2011 at 9:54 am)Napoleon Wrote: Yeah, any old fucker can get an award these days. Do I count as an old fucker, Rayaan dear? Can I maybe have two awards? Or three? Or 10? Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
(October 30, 2011 at 2:37 pm)Vaeolet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I'm only hostile if you deserve it Avoid hostels at all costs! You stay at one of those places and next thing you know some sick fuck is cutting out your eyeballs with a blowtorch!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems? RE: AF Nutty Awards
October 31, 2011 at 4:46 pm
(This post was last modified: October 31, 2011 at 4:46 pm by Cyberman.)
That reminds me; how's your roast eyeball collection coming along, Thor?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(October 31, 2011 at 4:46 pm)Stimbo Wrote: That reminds me; how's your roast eyeball collection coming along, Thor? I don't collect the eyeballs.... I have more of a foot fetish.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems? (October 30, 2011 at 4:32 pm)Napoleon Wrote:(October 30, 2011 at 2:19 pm)JohnDG Wrote:(October 30, 2011 at 9:54 am)Napoleon Wrote: Yeah, any old fucker can get an award these days. Well I don't want to meet you on a bad day then.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are.
(October 31, 2011 at 3:39 pm)Thor Wrote: Avoid hostels at all costs! You stay at one of those places and next thing you know some sick fuck is cutting out your eyeballs with a blowtorch! Shit! What am I going to do when I go to England then?! (November 2, 2011 at 7:07 am)JohnDG Wrote: Well I don't want to meet you on a bad day then. On a bad day, he emulates his namesake and tries to take over the world...with as much success as Brain. |
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