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Solar Beams from space setting fires.
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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
January 31, 2021 at 8:10 am
They were making fun of her and her wacky conspiracy theories on Saturday Night Live last night.  Hehe
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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
January 31, 2021 at 10:56 am (This post was last modified: January 31, 2021 at 11:17 am by Brian37.)
MTG is Mega Maid from Spaceballs.




(January 31, 2021 at 4:24 am)no one Wrote: Looks like baby jesus just got a magnifying glass.

I don't understand this. I mean, even Weird Al said when he was young he just poured salt on snails.
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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
February 2, 2021 at 1:14 pm
(January 31, 2021 at 4:24 am)no one Wrote: Looks like baby jesus just got a magnifying glass.

No, it was a magnifying Dreidel.
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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
February 2, 2021 at 1:53 pm
(February 2, 2021 at 1:14 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 31, 2021 at 4:24 am)no one Wrote: Looks like baby jesus just got a magnifying glass.

No, it was a magnifying Dreidel.

A great miracle happened here.

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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
February 2, 2021 at 4:11 pm
Explains that "mysterious" fire in the stable.
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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
February 2, 2021 at 6:25 pm
(February 2, 2021 at 4:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Explains that "mysterious" fire in the stable.

Could we get your lat and long?

Hehe
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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
February 2, 2021 at 7:40 pm
All my lats are long.
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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
February 3, 2021 at 7:54 am
If the Worldwide Zionist Conspiracy Network really had a giant space laser of death, it seems like there would be fewer Nazis around.

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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
February 3, 2021 at 8:26 pm
The clearest evidence that Jewish people don't have a space laser is the fact the MTG is still breathing. They'd have shot her stupid ass years ago, and got a Nobel Peace Prize for ending the dumb bitch.
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RE: Solar Beams from space setting fires.
February 4, 2021 at 1:17 am (This post was last modified: February 4, 2021 at 1:17 am by The Grand Nudger.)
-but wtf, right.....? If we can say that jew lasers account for all the pedophilia that we're really experiencing................

OMG, hand me the fuse.
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