(June 18, 2021 at 5:47 pm)Sal Wrote: The biggest assholes are the ones with zero self-reflection, walking around blissfully unaware of their assholiness. It takes just a speck of introspection to rid themselves of their assholiness, but then they wouldn't be in that mode of thought to begin with.

I'm right here, you know!

I hope @Five hasn't hurt himself lifting those heavy weights.

(June 19, 2021 at 11:19 pm)Foxaire Wrote: I hope @Five hasn't hurt himself lifting those heavy weights.

Not yet. Sorry, I've been intermittent fasting and going into ketosis. I've been lurking without realizing it.

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Had a dream where a hot guy was singing a gorgeous version of Sheryl Crowe's "If it Makes You Happy" with a guitar. Now I'm mad that neither the man nor that version of the song exist. 

(June 20, 2021 at 5:49 am)Five Wrote: Not yet. Sorry, I've been intermittent fasting and going into ketosis. I've been lurking without realizing it.

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Had a dream where a hot guy was singing a gorgeous version of Sheryl Crowe's "If it Makes You Happy" with a guitar. Now I'm mad that neither the man nor that version of the song exist. 

Had to look up what that word meant.

That reminds me of a dream that still haunts me to this day. It occurred in my adolescent youth during puberty. I was having sex with a blond guy on an empty school bus. He was sitting in my lap, facing me, but I never saw his face.

Never had sex with a blond guy in real life, though.

(June 20, 2021 at 7:20 am)Foxaire Wrote:

(June 20, 2021 at 5:49 am)Five Wrote: Not yet. Sorry, I've been intermittent fasting and going into ketosis. I've been lurking without realizing it.

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Had a dream where a hot guy was singing a gorgeous version of Sheryl Crowe's "If it Makes You Happy" with a guitar. Now I'm mad that neither the man nor that version of the song exist. 

Had to look up what that word meant.

That reminds me of a dream that still haunts me to this day. It occurred in my adolescent youth during puberty. I was having sex with a blond guy on an empty school bus. He was sitting in my lap, facing me, but I never saw his face.

Never had sex with a blond guy in real life, though.

(Bold mine)

We have something in common, then.

Boru

(June 20, 2021 at 7:20 am)Foxaire Wrote:

(June 20, 2021 at 5:49 am)Five Wrote: Not yet. Sorry, I've been intermittent fasting and going into ketosis. I've been lurking without realizing it.

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Had a dream where a hot guy was singing a gorgeous version of Sheryl Crowe's "If it Makes You Happy" with a guitar. Now I'm mad that neither the man nor that version of the song exist. 

Had to look up what that word meant.

That reminds me of a dream that still haunts me to this day. It occurred in my adolescent youth during puberty. I was having sex with a blond guy on an empty school bus. He was sitting in my lap, facing me, but I never saw his face.

Never had sex with a blond guy in real life, though.

Me either.

A few girls though...

A fair number - if you count the "bottle babes"..

It is a challenge to shave the south end of a dog when said dog is determined to sit.

(June 20, 2021 at 1:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: It is a challenge to shave the south end of a dog when said dog is determined to sit.

If that was a metaphor - it'd keep people busy for a while trying to puzzle it out...

(June 20, 2021 at 1:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: It is a challenge to shave the south end of a dog when said dog is determined to sit.

Reminds me of the classic insult: ‘If my dog had your face, I’d shave his arse and teach him to walk backwards.’

Boru

My first year atheist anniversary is coming up soon. Do other atheists remember the day they abandoned theism?