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**Paraselene** · (This post was last modified: June 25, 2021 at 4:29 am by Paraselene.)

It was implied.

Provide us with an account of the date when its over.

**Paraselene** · June 25, 2021 at 5:16 am

(June 25, 2021 at 3:48 am)freakygin Wrote: The hard part is to say anything without exposing myself as an atheist..

If you want to post something smart, yet not quite so alarming, how about this: Rather bold to confuse a deity with a barber.

ignoramus · June 25, 2021 at 5:37 am

(June 24, 2021 at 8:52 am)Angrboda Wrote: Trying to wake up. "The coffee! Eet does nothing!"

(June 24, 2021 at 9:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Trying to sleep.

Freddy is on the sidelines waiting for you guys. Stop teasing him! He's so close!

**brewer** · June 25, 2021 at 6:07 am

(June 25, 2021 at 2:51 am)freakygin Wrote:

Already finished my work.. Browsing FB, reading some news about politics
But instead, I found this old "story" that's been shared on FB so many times in my country
Lately, I often found it again on my FB wall

One day, there's a dude going into a barbershop, asking for a haircut and a clean shave.
While giving a haircut, the barber talks about how he thinks that there's no God
Because this world is full of pain, sickness and suffering
So, either God is evil for deliberately let all of that pain to happen
Or God didn't exist.
The customer kept silent as he listened to the barber talking that God didn't exist
After getting a haircut and a clean shave,
The customer go outside for a moment then came back inside the barbershop
"There is no barber in this town!"
"What are you talking about? I'm a barber, i just gave you a haircut just a moment ago"
"If there's a barber in this town, why there's so many people out there with messy hair?"
"It's because they didn't come to me, if they come here, i would gladly get it done"

With a satisfied face, the customer replied
"Exactly"

So, I want to know how would you deal with this fictional story?
What's your comeback?
For once, I would like to give a comment with devastating effect
Without exposing myself as an atheist, of course..

My last comment was
"So, are you trying to say that God is also trying to make a living from our money?"

The barber only gives shaved head cuts (because he's not really that good) and no one in the town wants to join his cult.

**The Valkyrie** · June 25, 2021 at 8:17 am

(June 25, 2021 at 3:56 am)Foxaire Wrote: It was implied.

Provide us with an account of the date when its over.

Why would you want details?

You're gayer than Liberace's y-fronts.

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · June 25, 2021 at 8:22 am

(June 25, 2021 at 8:17 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 25, 2021 at 3:56 am)Foxaire Wrote: It was implied.

Provide us with an account of the date when its over.

Why would you want details?

You're gayer than Liberace's y-fronts.

He is, but I’m straighter than George Michael’s willy in an airport men’s room. So, details. Because I care.

Boru

**awty** · June 25, 2021 at 12:59 pm

Getting ready to go to lunch with my boss. Sort of a combo 1 year anniversary of working for her and my birthday coming up.

We've been waiting for all the COVID restrictions to lift and us to be vaccinated so this is a good day.

**brewer** · (This post was last modified: June 25, 2021 at 3:35 pm by brewer.)

Shit, got the notification, I'm part of the 334,000: https://www.hipaajournal.com/maximus-rep...providers/

freakygin · June 25, 2021 at 11:12 pm

So, i just met this little guy at my place of work

The story :
Our manager's daughter wants a puppy for her birthday
So, he bought her this cute brown little guy
Apparently, the daughter just love to play with it, but not so much as to potty train it
The dog shits everywhere, and her father had to clean up the mess everyday
So, her father said
"If you couldn't do your responsibility to take care of the dog, then i'll give the dog to one of our employee"
After that, the daughter promised to take a good care of it

But since the dog is here today, it means his daughter somehow broke her promise

This little guy is free to adopt
I love him already
But since I'm working 8 to 5, it would be cruel to leave him alone at my place while i'm away

**Rev. Rye** · (This post was last modified: June 26, 2021 at 12:56 am by Rev. Rye.)

I now have one of most every predecimal British coin from their last year of mintage.

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Well, except for the farthing, which is a 1954 instead of a 1956. I've decided to find a 1956 farthing, and I decided to buy the cheapest one I could find. And by cheapest, I mean $14 with shipping and taxes.

Also, Dad and I went down to the shop to do some cutting for two instruments:

The first is A lap steel called The Guilded Splinter.

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Admittedly, not gilded yet, but the liquid gold leaf paint is coming soon, and at least We finally made some crucial cuts, although evidently, the pickup hollow isn’t totally cut to the proper width.

The second, an electric upright bass.

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It’s being made totally from scratch, and we’re still looking for a good fingerboard. But we at least have the body and neck somewhere near ready.

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