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RE: Random Thoughts
March 31, 2022 at 1:43 pm
(March 31, 2022 at 1:10 pm)Angrboda Wrote: (March 31, 2022 at 12:51 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Speaking of Alexa - I have an evil plan for the next time I am at my daughter's house...she told me that there's a song her husband absolutely hates...I'd like to tell their Alexa to play it every hour.
Repeat after me, "Alexa, wake me up with (song name + artist if not unique) at (desired time) every day."
Thank you for the help on that...though we have Alexa on the Firesticks, we never use it and we don't have any other such device.
Since he works from home for now, I'd love to have it kick in rather frequently. hehehe
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 31, 2022 at 8:22 pm
Skechers: Go like never before.
Sounds like a logo for bowel movement regularity.
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RE: Random Thoughts
April 1, 2022 at 9:08 am
I check my bank balance religiously. Which is to say that I pray I haven't bounced another check.
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RE: Random Thoughts
April 2, 2022 at 1:24 am
I'm kind of unintentionally gaslighting one of the dogs.
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RE: Random Thoughts
April 4, 2022 at 6:19 pm
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RE: Random Thoughts
April 4, 2022 at 7:56 pm
Justin Bieber is actually Alvin and the Chipmunks standing on each other pretending to get into an adult movie
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
April 4, 2022 at 9:27 pm
Are those hover shoes?
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RE: Random Thoughts
April 4, 2022 at 10:01 pm
I would think that he has enough money that he doesn't have to wear daddy's clothes.
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