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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 20, 2022 at 10:48 am
(July 5, 2022 at 8:49 pm)Fireball Wrote: Alas, I may no longer eat tomatoes or onions. Many things are off my list of comestibles. 
Christ, what's keeping you from ending it all?
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 20, 2022 at 11:32 am
(July 20, 2022 at 10:48 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (July 5, 2022 at 8:49 pm)Fireball Wrote: Alas, I may no longer eat tomatoes or onions. Many things are off my list of comestibles. 
Christ, what's keeping you from ending it all?
 The fact that I'm not awake half the night eating TUMS like candy, for starters.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 21, 2022 at 4:19 pm
Stuffed crust, three-meat pizza with anchovies.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 21, 2022 at 4:24 pm
(July 20, 2022 at 11:32 am)Fireball Wrote: (July 20, 2022 at 10:48 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Christ, what's keeping you from ending it all?
The fact that I'm not awake half the night eating TUMS like candy, for starters.
Rgr, I've got to stop consuming dairy before I give myself an ulcer. Thankfully, I found the perfect substitute. Guinness.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 21, 2022 at 4:27 pm
Apple tart, breakfast of champions.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 21, 2022 at 4:50 pm
(July 21, 2022 at 4:24 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (July 20, 2022 at 11:32 am)Fireball Wrote: The fact that I'm not awake half the night eating TUMS like candy, for starters.
Rgr, I've got to stop consuming dairy before I give myself an ulcer. Thankfully, I found the perfect substitute. Guinness.
I'm OK with dairy if I take lactase to help digest it. I also had to give up alcohol because of a Barrett's esophagus diagnosis. Next it'll be dairy and chocolate, for that reason. Spicy food of any sort is now history.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 21, 2022 at 5:11 pm
(July 21, 2022 at 4:50 pm)Fireball Wrote: (July 21, 2022 at 4:24 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Rgr, I've got to stop consuming dairy before I give myself an ulcer. Thankfully, I found the perfect substitute. Guinness.
I'm OK with dairy if I take lactase to help digest it. I also had to give up alcohol because of a Barrett's esophagus diagnosis. Next it'll be dairy and chocolate, for that reason. Spicy food of any sort is now history. 
I think I could work around those until you got to spicy. My daily salad for lunch is incomplete without some reaper, scorpion, apollo or pepper-x sauce of some kind for dressing.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 21, 2022 at 5:15 pm
(July 21, 2022 at 4:50 pm)Fireball Wrote: (July 21, 2022 at 4:24 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Rgr, I've got to stop consuming dairy before I give myself an ulcer. Thankfully, I found the perfect substitute. Guinness.
I'm OK with dairy if I take lactase to help digest it. I also had to give up alcohol because of a Barrett's esophagus diagnosis. Next it'll be dairy and chocolate, for that reason. Spicy food of any sort is now history. 
I can see no reason to continue living if I am ever told to give up chocolate.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 21, 2022 at 8:18 pm
(July 21, 2022 at 5:11 pm)TheJefe817 Wrote: (July 21, 2022 at 4:50 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm OK with dairy if I take lactase to help digest it. I also had to give up alcohol because of a Barrett's esophagus diagnosis. Next it'll be dairy and chocolate, for that reason. Spicy food of any sort is now history. 
I think I could work around those until you got to spicy. My daily salad for lunch is incomplete without some reaper, scorpion, apollo or pepper-x sauce of some kind for dressing. I used to eat kung pao Chinese food with the peppers ground and cooked in. Not sure I'd survive that, now, even with TUMS.
(July 21, 2022 at 5:15 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: (July 21, 2022 at 4:50 pm)Fireball Wrote: I'm OK with dairy if I take lactase to help digest it. I also had to give up alcohol because of a Barrett's esophagus diagnosis. Next it'll be dairy and chocolate, for that reason. Spicy food of any sort is now history. 
I can see no reason to continue living if I am ever told to give up chocolate.
I'm going to buy some chocolate tomorrow; THAT I can conquer with TUMS. Haven't had chocolate in a few weeks.
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RE: Putting it in my mouth
July 21, 2022 at 11:58 pm
(July 21, 2022 at 8:18 pm)Fireball Wrote: (July 21, 2022 at 5:11 pm)TheJefe817 Wrote: I think I could work around those until you got to spicy. My daily salad for lunch is incomplete without some reaper, scorpion, apollo or pepper-x sauce of some kind for dressing. I used to eat kung pao Chinese food with the peppers ground and cooked in. Not sure I'd survive that, now, even with TUMS. My daughter just claims I have no taste buds left. I just claim they are more refined/tested by fire. I probably have between 100 and 150 bottles of chile sauces in my house at any given time, with a rotating 10 or so open and in active use rotation.
I was talking to the kiddo about this earlier today actually. The hottest thing I ever ate was a small drop of something called "Defcon" on a toothpick served to me by someone dressed like the Terminator at a chile festival a few years ago (and yes, it was such a wise move to trust this man with my face-hole). Seriously a 20-minute full-on endorphin-rush high that I had to walk off in the convention center.
That is distinct from the actual worst experience I had with chiles - the 4 Horseman Burger in San Antonio (as shown on Man vs. Food). The 4 are jalapeno (meh), serrano (meh), habanero sauce (getting my attention) and 4 whole sauteed ghost chiles (ooof). It's a very unpleasant experience. You are forced to sign a waiver, given gloves and a vomit bucket and 20 minutes to eat it. I made it halfway through, which was far more than the others around me trying it, The guy next to me ate two bites and went to the parking lot to vomit. A kid next to him had his family taping it, ate one bite and ran to the bathroom. Personally, I did not eat solid food for 2 days afterward. Thus endeth my food challenge career. The insulting part is that ghost chiles taste horrible - like roofing tar dipped in evil.
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