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RE: Future Headlines
October 4, 2022 at 10:45 pm
Skynet Imposes Sanctions on Hive Mind. Insect Overlord's most Affected.
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RE: Future Headlines
October 5, 2022 at 9:35 am
Insect Overlords Abolish 5-Second Rule, Say All Food on the Floor is Theirs
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RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 1:55 pm
Donald Trump is heard shouting, "I should have cremated the bitch" while being led away by the FBI after Top Secrets documents are found in ex-wife's coffin.

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RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 1:58 pm
Hunter Biden's laptop found to contain a copy of Pac-Man. President Biden said to be ashamed his son doesn't play modern games.

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RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 2:50 pm
(October 8, 2022 at 1:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Donald Trump is heard shouting, "I should have cremated the bitch" while being led away by the FBI after Top Secrets documents are found in ex-wife's coffin.

The KGB is alleged go have cremated alive the worst traitor in its history.   There are something’s which the Russians definitely know how to do better than the west.
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RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 2:53 pm (This post was last modified: October 8, 2022 at 2:54 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(October 8, 2022 at 1:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Hunter Biden's laptop found to contain a copy of Pac-Man.  President Biden said to be ashamed his son doesn't play modern games.

clearly a far worse crime than taking top secret documents to Mar-a-lago,  which would be no crime at all if trump declassified them with his mind.

But i searched everywhere and could not find trump’s brain for corroboration.
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RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 4:19 pm
(October 8, 2022 at 2:53 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(October 8, 2022 at 1:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Hunter Biden's laptop found to contain a copy of Pac-Man.  President Biden said to be ashamed his son doesn't play modern games.

clearly a far worse crime than taking top secret documents to Mar-a-lago,  which would be no crime at all if trump declassified them with his mind.

But i searched everywhere and could not find trump’s brain for corroboration.

You're not a proctologist, are you?  Big Grin
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RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 6:38 pm
no, but i do a little plumber work on the side and the heavy duty drain snake uncovered an unbelievable, not of shit, but nothing resembling a mind
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RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 7:15 pm
Trump Caught in Threesome with MTG and Lauren Boebert
Melania smiles all the way to the divorce lawyer and the bank
Send lawyers, guns, and money...
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RE: Future Headlines
October 8, 2022 at 8:40 pm
(October 8, 2022 at 4:19 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 8, 2022 at 2:53 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: clearly a far worse crime than taking top secret documents to Mar-a-lago,  which would be no crime at all if trump declassified them with his mind.

But i searched everywhere and could not find trump’s brain for corroboration.

You're not a proctologist, are you?  Big Grin

I know several.

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