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Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 5:11 pm
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot. A movie in which a cop, Stallone, gets embarrassed by an almost psychotic mothering of his elder mother. But they should have gone even further. Like a scene in which she changes his diapers, comments on his poop, and he even chases bad guys wearing nothing but a diaper. His mom coming to a police station where he works to breastfeed him for lunch - like I said, the movie is already unwatchable so why not really push it even beyond?
Titanic. It is set on the same ship but they miss the iceberg and arrive in New York.
2001 Space Odyssey: someone could make another version with updated special effects, new technology, and a more developed ending - if not the whole storyline. Kubick wanted to work on it for a few more years, but the studio pulled the plug so he hastened the ending. Maybe James Cameron.
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RE: Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 5:12 pm
"THE BIBLE", the x-rated version.
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RE: Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 5:14 pm
Teen Witch, but with a cute gay guy as the main.
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RE: Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 5:19 pm
Thelma & Louise, but set in 1990s Saudi Arabia when women couldn't drive.
It'd clean up at the Academy Awards for best short film, easy!
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RE: Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 5:23 pm
Silence of the Lambs with intimate Buffalo Bill lotion scenes.
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RE: Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 5:39 pm
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RE: Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 6:06 pm
"The Longest Day."
"Gettysburg", with some good CGs.
"Pearl Harbor", without the clumsy effects.
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RE: Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 6:25 pm
I thought they had already remade all the movies...with varying degrees of success.
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RE: Movies you'd like to see remade
September 30, 2023 at 6:27 pm
High Tension, but only if they remove the big twist that Marie is the killer. It's a good movie, but that fucking twist, I don't know what's worse: how homophobic it is or how little sense it makes.
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