Writing something new, not sure if it will pan out.

(March 4, 2024 at 9:29 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: ^A man and woman are having sex in the missionary position, as usual.  After a bit the woman says, "Beige."  The man says, "What?"  She replies, "Beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige."

That's why you have more positions...


...so you can plan the decorating of the entire room.

Why is the idea of women not enjoying sex seen as humorous? To me, this is sad and based on old, tired stereotypes.

(March 5, 2024 at 4:48 pm)Jillybean Wrote: Why is the idea of women not enjoying sex seen as humorous?  To me, this is sad and based on old, tired stereotypes.

What you seem to be missing is that it's the partner that is lacking.

(March 5, 2024 at 4:59 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:

(March 5, 2024 at 4:48 pm)Jillybean Wrote: Why is the idea of women not enjoying sex seen as humorous?  To me, this is sad and based on old, tired stereotypes.

What you seem to be missing is that it's the partner that is lacking.

That’s what I was thinking. Women not enjoying sex aren’t the ones at fault. At least, that what I’ve been told after 28 seconds of world class luvin’. 

Boru

(March 5, 2024 at 5:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:

(March 5, 2024 at 4:59 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: What you seem to be missing is that it's the partner that is lacking.

That’s what I was thinking. Women not enjoying sex aren’t the ones at fault. At least, that what I’ve been told after 28 seconds of world class luvin’. 

Boru

(March 4, 2024 at 8:23 pm)Jillybean Wrote: To be fair, I haven't read a Laurell K. Hamilton book in years. I prefer more subtle magic in fiction these days.... I've been meaning to try the numerous new massively-bestselling romantic Fantasy series like A Court of Thorns and Roses though.

I have some at home, specifically Anita Blake.

Some are truly enjoyable.

Others, for the reasons already mentioned...meh.

Highly recommend Terry Pratchett.

I'm a Lord of the Rings/Middle Earth fan fiction writer. I had about 15 stories, poems and essays posted online. Unfortunately, the two websites where my works were posted have shut down and I'm waiting for a new website to be launched.