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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 15, 2024 at 5:28 am
(June 3, 2024 at 6:07 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Hisath.webp]

To be fair, real cats are more like "True that. I am he."
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 15, 2024 at 6:27 pm
(June 15, 2024 at 5:28 am)GUBU Wrote:
(June 3, 2024 at 6:07 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Hisath.webp]

To be fair, real cats are more like "True that.  I am he." 

I do know that cats are positive that they are god, and have convinced their pets that this is so.

But can Athiests prove that G-d does not exist?
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 15, 2024 at 6:42 pm
Yes.

Send 999 installments of $5,000,000,000, and you can too.

If you act now, and are caller 666, I'll knock off 0.99.

Hurry.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 15, 2024 at 6:44 pm (This post was last modified: June 15, 2024 at 6:50 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(June 15, 2024 at 6:27 pm)Questor Wrote:
(June 15, 2024 at 5:28 am)GUBU Wrote: To be fair, real cats are more like "True that.  I am he." 

I do know that cats are positive that they are god, and have convinced their pets that this is so.

But can Athiests prove that G-d does not exist?

There is no need.

Atheism is *a response* to theistic claims.

Fundamentally, atheists don't claim that gods do not exist.  Because we are not making a claim, we have no burden of proof.

Theists claim that gods *do* exist, and thus have a burden of proof to demonstrate that they do.

All atheists simply lack belief in gods, i.e. we're not buying the theistic claims that they do.

"I don't believe you...prove it."

BTW, you do not capitalize "atheist", unless it's the first word in a sentence.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 15, 2024 at 6:46 pm
(June 15, 2024 at 6:42 pm)no one Wrote: Yes.

Send 999 installments of $5,000,000,000, and you can too.

If you act now, and are caller 666, I'll knock off 0.99.

Hurry.
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Sorry, I would need a MUCH bigger discount!
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 15, 2024 at 6:48 pm
(June 15, 2024 at 6:44 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(June 15, 2024 at 6:27 pm)Questor Wrote: I do know that cats are positive that they are god, and have convinced their pets that this is so.

But can Athiests prove that G-d does not exist?

There is no need.

Atheism is *a response* to theistic claims.

Fundamentally, atheist don't claim that gods do not exist.  Because we are not making a claim, we have no burden of proof.

Theists claim that gods *do* exist, and thus have a burden of proof to demonstrate that they do.

All atheists simply lack belief in gods, i.e. we're not buying the theistic claims that they do.

"I don't believe you...prove it."

BTW, you do not capitalize "atheist", unless it's the first word in a sentence.

Thank you! That was wonderfully clear.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 15, 2024 at 6:50 pm
(June 15, 2024 at 6:48 pm)Questor Wrote:
(June 15, 2024 at 6:44 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: There is no need.

Atheism is *a response* to theistic claims.

Fundamentally, atheist don't claim that gods do not exist.  Because we are not making a claim, we have no burden of proof.

Theists claim that gods *do* exist, and thus have a burden of proof to demonstrate that they do.

All atheists simply lack belief in gods, i.e. we're not buying the theistic claims that they do.

"I don't believe you...prove it."

BTW, you do not capitalize "atheist", unless it's the first word in a sentence.

Thank you! That was wonderfully clear.

I appreciate that.

I've had about 55 years of practice.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 16, 2024 at 8:45 am
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 16, 2024 at 9:28 am
That seems to be a rather concise list, for a moron.
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RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
June 16, 2024 at 1:07 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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