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More Bad News for Creationist Morons
December 28, 2011 at 12:41 pm
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/201...093055.htm

Quote:Over 65 Million Years, North American Mammal Evolution Has Tracked With Climate Change


Genesis takes it up the ass, again!
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RE: More Bad News for Creationist Morons
December 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm
(December 28, 2011 at 12:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/201...093055.htm

Quote:Over 65 Million Years, North American Mammal Evolution Has Tracked With Climate Change


Genesis takes it up the ass, again!

Creationism is an undead abomination that only still exists through the necromancers of fundementalism. Most people have the means to defeat that weak zombie because having ranks in knowledge is the same as having the turn undead ability, but if you're juuust ignorant enough, you won't be able to pass its damage reduction or penetrate spell resistance and you'll be left defenseless.

In that context, creationism is an undead horse that's been thoroughly beaten and filled with a great deal of semen from all the constant sodomy thanks to several branches of science.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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RE: More Bad News for Creationist Morons
December 28, 2011 at 2:49 pm
(December 28, 2011 at 12:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Over 65 Million Years, North American Mammal Evolution Has Tracked With Climate Change

helluluah! Praise be onto the Lord for granting us proof yet again the truth of genesis!

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RE: More Bad News for Creationist Morons
December 28, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Genesis gets trumped by Job in my book. Keep it in house. Wink

Last round, I mentioned emergence. Rhythm questioned it, I did more research; you don't hafta have faith in emergence, but it works for me. When I say faith, I mean invest my identity; this is conceptual engineering done in my mind to depreciate the verb "to believe." What I have gained is a "positive faith" constructed from metaphysics that acts like physics with consistency over time. I see faith as technology; and this is an emergent viewpoint. Wink
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RE: More Bad News for Creationist Morons
December 28, 2011 at 6:00 pm
Yahweh is just testing our faith. I refuse to submit to the world wide conspiracy of you atheist blasphemers!!



LET ME HEAR IT FOR THE SHEEP!
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RE: More Bad News for Creationist Morons
December 28, 2011 at 6:12 pm
(December 28, 2011 at 6:00 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Yahweh is just testing our faith. I refuse to submit to the world wide conspiracy of you atheist blasphemers!!



LET ME HEAR IT FOR THE SHEEP!

blasphemy! Yahweh knows everything, he does not need to test! Yahweh only appears to test because you are not yahweh and can't understand how he works in mysterious ways!

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RE: More Bad News for Creationist Morons
December 28, 2011 at 6:24 pm
(December 28, 2011 at 6:00 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Yahweh is just testing our faith. I refuse to submit to the world wide conspiracy of you atheist blasphemers!!



LET ME HEAR IT FOR THE SHEEP!


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RE: More Bad News for Creationist Morons
December 28, 2011 at 6:45 pm
@ Minimalist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoYiAERXv3s
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925
Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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