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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 25, 2026 at 5:58 am
(April 25, 2026 at 5:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 25, 2026 at 5:43 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Before we were married, my wife and I were in a pub in Derry and some clown squeezed Ellen's bum. She ruined his evening.
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Had it happen to me at a party in Sydney in my early 20s.
Some guy I didn't know walked straight up to me and grabbed the girls. I gave him a close encounter of the knee kind.
Who knew that 'keep your hands to yourself' was such a hard rule to follow?
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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 25, 2026 at 7:07 am
(April 25, 2026 at 5:58 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (April 25, 2026 at 5:47 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Had it happen to me at a party in Sydney in my early 20s.
Some guy I didn't know walked straight up to me and grabbed the girls. I gave him a close encounter of the knee kind.
Who knew that 'keep your hands to yourself' was such a hard rule to follow?
Boru
I think a nice meal and flowers would be the minimum requirement for this, possibly more, but then I'm just an old fart!
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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 25, 2026 at 11:55 pm
If it was any more fake it would appear in a swim suit in Baywatch.
You all know what I mean...
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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 26, 2026 at 5:53 am
Oh no, have you seen how he looks now?
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April 28, 2026 at 4:10 am
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RE: Is he dead yet?
April 28, 2026 at 10:44 am
If there are multiple assassination attempts on your life, obviously the problem is you.
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April 28, 2026 at 12:12 pm
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