god needs money to settle his lawsuits.

(January 20, 2012 at 6:35 pm)Cinjin Wrote: god needs money to settle his lawsuits.

Zing!

I'm reminded of a joke:

A priest, a rabbi, and a televangelist were discussing how they figure out how much of the tithes to keep. The priest said, "We draw a line on the floor, then throw all the money up in the air. What lands on one side goes to God, and what lands on the other side I get to keep."

The rabbi says, "We do something similar. We draw a circle on the floor, then throw all the money up in the air. What lands inside the circle goes to God, and what lands outside the circle goes to me."

The televangelist said, "I do it a bit differently. I take all the money and throw it up in the air, and what God wants he better snatch up because what lands on the floor is mine!"