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Jesus Poo
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 (January 25, 2012 at 4:36 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: His middle name was Herbert.You sir are wrong. His middle name was and always has been ... Fuckin. Jesus Fuckin Christ I've heard it and said it many times, therefore - just like the Bible, it must be true - because millions of people say it.  ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png)  Quote:Doubting Thomas Wrote: Was NOT.His middle name was Hughie, after his dad. That was one of the most interesting facts I learned in the army. Aussie soldiers are forever reprimanding Hughie,for anything from the rain so heavy their scrotum gets wet to a mate getting deaded.  (January 25, 2012 at 5:27 pm)Cinjin Wrote:(January 25, 2012 at 4:36 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: His middle name was Herbert.You sir are wrong. His middle name was and always has been ... Fuckin. Jesus Fuckin Christ No, you're only partially correct. His name was actually Jesus H. Fucking Christ.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
Lol, this thread is now the #4 google result for Jesus Poo.
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."
-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife  RE: Jesus Poo
January 30, 2012 at 1:31 am
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2012 at 1:31 am by KichigaiNeko.)
So the Bloody is a later addition??
Jesus H. Fuckin Bloody Christ? Damn 
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
I've often wondered, since god supposedly made man in his image, if god likes to fuck.
I've never met a man who didn't like to fuck, so it leads to many questions. Does god like to fuck? Who does god fuck? What's his favorite position? Does god watch us when we're fucking, and touch himself? That seems like a very man thing to do, right? Does god like it freaky, or is he a meat and potatoes kinda guy?  Things that make ya go hmmmm.... 42
If Christianity was true, wouldn't it be funny if you have to eat Jesus' poo at St. Peter's gate to get into heaven. Like a sick a way to quote on quote prove your faith in jesus, and the atheists say fuck that im not eating that, then bam, they go hell with the rest of the non christians to party with satan, fuck yeah!! And by reading whats in the bible, I dont think thats very far fetched to imagine that god figure making you do something horrible to get into his totalitarian heaven at the gates.
Here's a good question to rile up Christians. Ask them if Jesus ever masturbated. He was human, so therefore would have been subject to human sexual urges. Never having a woman for 33 years, you'd think he'd rubbed one out once in a while.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
Nah DT what do you think the disciples were for??
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
You mean "Peter, the disciple whom Jesus loved."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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