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Forget Kony, Start MASTURBATING!
March 19, 2012 at 5:50 am
This is too good to be true 
"RT Wrote:"The blonde-haired, blue-eyed, Christian filmmaker behind the Internet’s most recent famous activism campaign, “Kony 2012,” has been arrested. For masturbating. And being drunk. And vandalizing cars. In public. In the morning.
http://rt.com/usa/news/kony-2012-arreste...ating-777/
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March 19, 2012 at 5:54 am
'beat your bishop for KONY'
I'm in.
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March 19, 2012 at 6:02 am
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March 19, 2012 at 6:32 am
What the hell is about this Kony 2012 video anyways?
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Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?
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March 19, 2012 at 7:33 am
(March 19, 2012 at 6:32 am)kılıç_mehmet Wrote: What the hell is about this Kony 2012 video anyways?
America has suddenly woken up to this Kony and his atrocities, through a video, 'Kony 2012', on Youtube. Never mind that this Kony has been at it for at least 20 years already.
But I see suspiciously little of that "blonde-haired" in that portrait of the man. Makes you wonder about the reliability of that article if they can't even seem to get the very first fact right...
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March 19, 2012 at 7:34 am
Apparently only one person said he was naked / masturbating, and none of the news reports I've read have confirmed that yet. He was apparently in his underwear though, suffering from dehydration, malnutrition, etc.
So yeah, too good to be true, quite literally.
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March 19, 2012 at 7:40 am
Evangelical Christian Goes Crazy.
It would barely be news if it wasn't for the Kony 2012 popularity.
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March 19, 2012 at 8:04 am
Tiberius Wrote:Apparently only one person said he was naked / masturbating
I have seen a short video of the meltdown, and while he wasn't masturbating in it, he was definitely ass naked in the middle of public.
Here is a link to a video with him running around only this one is blurred out.
Dude flips out
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March 19, 2012 at 8:15 am
poor fellow....a most undignified way to end. Hope he gets the appropriate assistance.
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March 19, 2012 at 8:15 am
Is that video actually confirmed to be of him? You can't see his face, so I'm skeptical.
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