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Us atheists are just stupid.
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I don't care what anyone says. I want to keep pretending God doesn't exist (because I'm mad at him anyway) so that I can keep sinning without worrying about hell, which I apparently really worry about because supposedly I really do believe that God exists but pretend not to.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
That's ok, we need someone to witness to. Also to pretend is persecuting us. We gotta rack up them brownie points somehow, we're still n00bie faith heads.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Us atheists are just stupid.
March 19, 2012 at 2:36 pm
(This post was last modified: March 19, 2012 at 2:41 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
Quote:Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge to You that I am a sinner, and I am sorry for my sins and the life that I have lived; I need your forgiveness. I said it man! I have Jesus christ in my heart now!!! Ive been saved!!! (March 19, 2012 at 1:25 am)aleialoura Wrote: I feel like I've just swallowed him, and now he's swimming around inside me. You have witnessed the cumming of the Lord. 
If I convert I'll have to stop listening to Nine Inch Nails, so yeah, fuck that. If I've got a choice to go to heaven or listen to NIN, heaven can suck it.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
(March 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm)Faith No More Wrote: If I convert I'll have to stop listening to Nine Inch Nails, so yeah, fuck that. If I've got a choice to go to heaven or listen to NIN, heaven can suck it. You can keep listening to them, just ask Jebus for forgiveness. All that matters is that you arent openly gay and that you vote right wing. reverendjeremiah Wrote:...and that you vote right wing I'd rather slice off my genitals with a rusty spoon.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Why listen to NIN when there's all that good, wholesome Christian rock to listen to?
Or as Hank Hill said, "Can't you see that you're not making Christianity better? You're just making rock worse!"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
I've got to take a shower now; apparently "Jesus Christ shed his living blood over [our] souls" and as you probably know that stuff stains like hell. You're all free to join me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
  (March 19, 2012 at 12:20 am)Napoleon Wrote: With the influx of theists lately coming in with their infallible logic and irrefutable arguments, I've really started to reconsider my position on God. I agree. I couldn't see it before, but the reason god does not show himself and give clear evidence as to his existence is because if he did then there would be no need to have faith in him - christians have said this so many times. How could I have been so stupid?
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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