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I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
#41
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
I think God has used all his power as IF the Bible is true (which it is not), 6000 years ago he created everything, 2000 years ago he was bring people back to life and healing people, and today.... well he can just about make a image of Jesus on a piece of toast or a dogs ass.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
#42
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
(April 1, 2012 at 1:32 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
orogenicman Wrote:His god is gay?

And a rapist.

Its okay tho I feel special because of all the 100+ billion people who have existed god wants to rape me.
#43
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
(April 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm)One King Wrote: I have tried desperately to reach you people. I've given you so many chances and I only have 12 more days to keep doing so.

No one can stop me!! Clearly God must be protecting me and my message cause I am still here!
I thought that maybe I would only get one shot at this but clearly God has empowered me and He wants me to continue my message here.

GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED FOR LONG you foolish atheists!!

There is a reckoning coming! Join me with my Savior and rid yourself of the wickedness in this place!!! I have been called upon to be your prophet of doom and your window to salvation. JOIN ME PLEASE!!! YOU MUST NOT DELAY!!!

God is going to destroy this world and with it the souls that deny his awesome power!!!

Your crazy.
#44
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
(April 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm)One King Wrote: I have tried desperately to reach you people. I've given you so many chances and I only have 12 more days to keep doing so.

No one can stop me!! Clearly God must be protecting me and my message cause I am still here!
I thought that maybe I would only get one shot at this but clearly God has empowered me and He wants me to continue my message here.

GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED FOR LONG you foolish atheists!!

There is a reckoning coming! Join me with my Savior and rid yourself of the wickedness in this place!!! I have been called upon to be your prophet of doom and your window to salvation. JOIN ME PLEASE!!! YOU MUST NOT DELAY!!!

God is going to destroy this world and with it the souls that deny his awesome power!!!

Your crazy.

Thank you
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
#45
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
(April 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: Your crazy.

That is the pervading opinion, yes. I personally think he's just a Poe.

Ps, when am I going to start on fire? I was promised fire, and I want my fire! This room is cold, godammit!
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
#46
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
You're welcome?
#47
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
God Warrior sounds like the name of a terrible film...
Cunt
#48
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
(April 1, 2012 at 1:39 pm)Aegrus Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 1:38 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: Your crazy.

That is the pervading opinion, yes. I personally think he's just a Poe.

Ps, when am I going to start on fire? I was promised fire, and I want my fire! This room is cold, godammit!

I have fire. What is a poe?
#49
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
(April 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: I have fire. What is a poe?

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
#50
RE: I AM THE GOD WARRIOR!!
(April 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm)LittleMissAwesome Wrote: I have fire. What is a poe?

A poe is an atheist who pretends to be christian to make christians look ridiculous. The OP is acting balls-out insane at this point (he said that god was going to anally rape us), so I'm guessing there's no way he could breath if he were actually as insane as he seems.

Therefore, I propose that he's only pretending to be insane. A poe.
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD



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