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What really goes on in American churches.
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What really goes on in American churches.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Qulo0AH...ature=plcp

This guy is clearly a repressed homosexual.
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#2
RE: What really goes on in American churches.
Wow. What a fucking asshole.

Now you guys know what we're dealing with.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: What really goes on in American churches.
He doth appear to protest too much, methinks.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#4
RE: What really goes on in American churches.
me thinks his flock is little.............
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#5
RE: What really goes on in American churches.
... and his flesh is weak.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What really goes on in American churches.
That man needs some Lithium. He is clearly unbalanced.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
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RE: What really goes on in American churches.
(April 4, 2012 at 8:11 pm)mediamogul Wrote: That man needs some Lithium.

RAW lithium.
"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

-Ruta Skadi, The Subtle Knife
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RE: What really goes on in American churches.
That's not what happens in any church I've ever been in. He needs a good dose of God's love.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: What really goes on in American churches.
(April 5, 2012 at 12:42 am)Godschild Wrote: That's not what happens in any church I've ever been in. He needs a good dose of God's love.

There are churches that do a lot of good. That doesn't stop me from laughing at the crazy ones. Tongue

And the one in the video is either crazy, or deaf.
What falls away is always, and is near.

Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
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RE: What really goes on in American churches.
(April 5, 2012 at 12:42 am)Godschild Wrote: That's not what happens in any church I've ever been in. He needs a good dose of God's love.

The preacher in question would probably say the same about you; and I genuinely don't intend that in any euphemistic sense, only from the observation that religious types seem to have this peculiar tendency of not wanting to recognise their religious fellows.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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