(July 30, 2012 at 6:54 pm)Tobie Wrote: The posh twats currently in power would find that much too uncouth. They'd challenge you to a duel first, or failing that simply buy your country. Or settle it with cricket.

Tell you what, you arrange to have it settled with cricket bats, and I'll line up the venue, ticket sales, and merchandising. You blokes get a generous cut, of course.

(July 30, 2012 at 2:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Dumb as a fucking rock....apparently what many Americans are comfortable with.

Who wouldn't prefer to have a beer with a rock than an intelligent, well educated black man?

So many stupid Americans. So hard to reason with stupid. (Big family event this last weekend. We are so screwed.)

(July 30, 2012 at 3:47 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: You can't fix stupid...

But...

You can pay an institution lots of money to pass you through anyways.

Mitt Romney is your Boris Johnson. What an utter twat that man is.
He gets by on being an amiable buffoon christ knows how he managed to obtain any real power.

Boris Johnson has a semblance of charm and wit.

Mitt is so white bread and dull, if he painted himself grey it wouldn't surprise anyone...

(July 31, 2012 at 11:31 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Boris Johnson has a semblance of charm and wit.

Mitt is so white bread and dull, if he painted himself grey it wouldn't surprise anyone...

I agree about Boris, he would probably agreeable company on a night at the pub, but in a position of power...........Boris bikes and banning bendy buses one expensive white elephant after another.

And londoners voted him in...twice. Mind you a few of my relatives are london and some(not all) have the brain capacity of a red neck hillbilly.

(July 31, 2012 at 1:33 am)whateverist Wrote:

(July 30, 2012 at 2:46 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Dumb as a fucking rock....apparently what many Americans are comfortable with.

Who wouldn't prefer to have a beer with a rock than an intelligent, well educated black man?

The half of American that harbors a morbid suspicion that the said black man is too uppity because he knows more about both wine and beer than they do.

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(July 31, 2012 at 5:33 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: christ knows how he managed to obtain any real power.

He manage by coming to a country where more than half the people believe they were results of ultimate inbreeding less than 5000 years ago, and possess the sort of intelligence in other areas such as climate change, helath care, and gun control that would not cast doubt upon this proposition.

(July 31, 2012 at 11:38 am)Chuck Wrote:

(July 31, 2012 at 1:33 am)whateverist Wrote: Who wouldn't prefer to have a beer with a rock than an intelligent, well educated black man?

The half of American that harbors a morbid suspicion that the said black man is too uppity because he knows more about both wine and beer than they do.

I only hope you're right about it only being half. It often feels like the stupid goes deeper than that here.

(July 30, 2012 at 6:48 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:

(July 30, 2012 at 6:39 pm)Tobie Wrote: Knowing our "special relationship", we'll be dragged into yet more illegal wars by some cockhead republican.

My advice would be for your guys to tell our guys to go fuck themselves with a barrel cactus.

These things are serious business:

We should ask our friend Norfolk if he would do the honors. His member makes a barrel cactus look like a greased suppository.