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Church Lawn Display
October 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I really don't know what is happening right now.

http://io9.com/5950943/church-lawn-displ...arth-vader

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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 11, 2012 at 2:50 pm
An irrelevant church trying to attract the Star Wars crowd?
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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 11, 2012 at 2:53 pm
No true Star Wars fan would be fooled. Nor anyone with a sense of storyline and plot. Or half a braincell.

I feel violated. I want to dress up like a Sith and beat the shit out of that display.
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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 11, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Is Jesus admitting to an affair with Padme?
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 11, 2012 at 2:59 pm
In his defense, Natalie Portman has a hot ass.
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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 11, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Is there a reason why Jesus is impaling Luke on a piece of wood?
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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 11, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Wow, talk about a stick up his butt.. Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 12, 2012 at 8:20 am
This begs the question, who is more evil? Jesus or Vader?
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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 12, 2012 at 8:33 am
Definitely Jesus. At least Vader backs his shit up.
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RE: Church Lawn Display
October 12, 2012 at 8:34 am
That's not Jesus, where is the halo? That's Bin Laden, Leader of the rebel alliance. Makes perfect sense.
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