We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
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Yes, of course... it is my duty to assist the other creatures of the world in this completely beneficial endeavor.  |
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| No. I'm a lazy fucker... it's not like you'd want my help anyway. | 2 | 33.33% | |
| I might, but I'll need some convincing. Dog treats are helpful. | 1 | 16.67% | |
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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
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 Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:That's not how time zones work... Well, stopping the sun isn't going to stop time anyway. I'm just trying to give you practical advice to avoid the sun, because you can't stop that shit.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
 RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
June 1, 2013 at 6:21 pm
(This post was last modified: June 1, 2013 at 6:22 pm by Violet.)
(June 1, 2013 at 8:53 am)Faith No More Wrote:Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:That's not how time zones work... It's not about stopping time, although doing so would also do what we're trying to do. Indirectly... it's also not a good solution, for a number of reasons. It was about stopping the midnight sun from hitting the midnight sun on the first of june. And you CAN stop that shit We could then allow it to resume upon the second of june, and everything would be fine.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Well then, you need one of these...
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
Happy Birthday darlin'
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
It is June 1 and I don't see the sun outside right now. Your efforts have obviously succeeded.
RE: We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
June 2, 2013 at 12:16 am
(This post was last modified: June 2, 2013 at 12:17 am by Violet.)
(June 1, 2013 at 11:52 pm)Ryantology Wrote: It is June 1 and I don't see the sun outside right now. Your efforts have obviously succeeded. Cloudy days, sweeping the sun away! I'm pretty sure that's how the song goes. (June 1, 2013 at 11:51 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Happy Birthday darlin' Shhh! Nobody knows! I'd like to keep it that way
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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We must stop the sun from allowing June 1st to occur in Alaska.
