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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 10:38 pm
Ahh the heck with it. Let's just start listing porn titles:
Good Will Humping
Doing Miss Daisy
When Harry Did Sally
Little Orphan Anal
Sorest Rump
Schindler's Fist
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 5, 2013 at 11:37 pm
Not Lord of the Flies?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 6, 2013 at 1:06 am
This thread is awesome, missluckie
Premonition
The Whole Nine Yards
Scream
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 6, 2013 at 2:38 am
Heroes Of The East
Walking With Dinosaurs
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Transformers
I Saw The Devil
Last Train Home
A Better Tomorrow
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 6, 2013 at 1:29 pm
Star trek
- The undiscovered country
- First contact
- Into darkness
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RE: Sum up your last sexual encounter
June 6, 2013 at 1:35 pm
I actually read this thread last night before going to a girls house, I asked her after we had sex what film would our sex be, she didn't answer correctly though because she said game of thrones which isn't technically a film.
When I asked her why she said it's because it's about people having sex with people who they shouldn't be having sex with.
Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.
Impersonation is treason.