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Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers

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Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:15 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 3:02 pm)Faith No More Wrote: I must have tiny balls, then.

Me too, although my ginormous cock may be skewing the perspective.

You misspelled "micropenis".
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:20 pm
(September 11, 2013 at 3:15 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(September 11, 2013 at 3:05 pm)Captain Colostomy Wrote: Me too, although my ginormous cock may be skewing the perspective.

You misspelled "micropenis".

I deserved this. Flying too close to the sun...
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 3:49 pm
Quote:Levels of promiscuity and testicle size are strongly linked in animals, those with the largest pair tending to mate with more partners.

Because it takes a lot of balls to sleep around with a lot of partners when there's a chance your woman will find out.
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RE: Science Explains Why I Didn't Change Any Diapers
September 11, 2013 at 6:09 pm
I have a gun that reloads itself and produces its own ammunition.

The bag directly below has special ammunition for the gun... dragon's breath.
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