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Take Your Best Shot

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Take Your Best Shot
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Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Today is my birthday. I have never liked my
birthday. Anyone have any good birthday
insults they'd like to hurl my way? Big Grin
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 5:16 pm
Simply stating Happy Birthday is probably the best insult for those who tend to dislike their birthdays.
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 5:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwo4lME3sRE
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 5:26 pm
No. Now fuck off and die.

(It's all in the timing and delivery).
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm
[Image: happy-birthday-to-you.jpg]

You mad, bro?
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm
(September 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm)Walking Void Wrote:



You mad, bro?

ROFLOL
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 5:39 pm
(September 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm)Maelstrom Wrote:
(September 19, 2013 at 5:30 pm)Walking Void Wrote:



You mad, bro?

ROFLOL

Silly guy....

I'd like to serve you at my birthday supper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 6:33 pm
I know this is wierd....but I totally watched a linked video of a 44 min documentary of the real Hannible Lector and the history of criminal profiling......
[Image: grumpy-cat-and-jesus-meme-died-for-sins.jpg]

I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 6:40 pm
(September 19, 2013 at 5:39 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote:
(September 19, 2013 at 5:32 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: ROFLOL

Silly guy....

I'd like to serve you at my birthday supper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc

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RE: Take Your Best Shot
September 19, 2013 at 6:55 pm
Birthday (n): The anniversary of the day you began the steady, inevitable journey to death and decay.

And we celebrate it with...cake.

Boru
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