Something I would only admit on the internets?

Mhm...

I once jerked it to this movie (typical low res Internet variety) where this sexy Japanese girl was fucking another girl with a strap on, or so i thought, it was hard to see what was going on, because 1) it was low res, highly pixelated and 2) they were doin it doggy, but it turns out that the one on all 4's wasn't a girl and she wasn't even the one getting fucked!

Yep, turns out that the ladyboy was on his/her hands and knees with his/her boner bent over and sticking out between his/her legs and it was the Japanese girl getting boned! she was not a girl with a strap on as i had thought.

Confusing movie, more hilarious than gross.

Ok, so as we're talking about weird movies / weird porn.

I've seen 2 girls 1 cup (who hasn't). I've sat through the entire "1 man 1 jar" movie...and I was almost sick afterwards.

My friend also showed me a porn film where the girl gets fucked whilst pouring peas all over herself shouting "Mmmmm....PEAS!". That is officially the weirdest thing on the net.

(January 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm)Tiberius Wrote: My friend also showed me a porn film where the girl gets fucked whilst pouring peas all over herself shouting "Mmmmm....PEAS!". That is officially the weirdest thing on the net.

Ow you have lead a sheltered life on the net Adrian. That is not even close to the weirdest thing on the net.

(January 24, 2010 at 6:43 pm)leo-rcc Wrote:

(January 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm)Tiberius Wrote: My friend also showed me a porn film where the girl gets fucked whilst pouring peas all over herself shouting "Mmmmm....PEAS!". That is officially the weirdest thing on the net.

Ow you have lead a sheltered life on the net Adrian. That is not even close to the weirdest thing on the net.

You weren't there.

Auuuugghh!!!

Who woulda thought a forum on AF about goofy secrets would turn into a discussion on weird porn?!

But since ya'll started it.....

I saw a porn once where this one guy and this one girl put on some soft music and gently did it missionary style.

Weird!

(January 24, 2010 at 9:00 pm)Dotard Wrote: Auuuugghh!!!

Who woulda thought a forum on AF about goofy secrets would turn into a discussion on weird porn?!

But since ya'll started it.....

I saw a porn once where this one guy and this one girl put on some soft music and gently did it missionary style.

Weird!

They had normal sex? IN PORN?!?!?!

The earth feels like a scary place now.

The best porn is amateur porn. It's like a sweet innocence being lost. Besides the sex is more genuine not showy.

(January 24, 2010 at 11:12 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: The best porn is amateur porn. It's like a sweet innocence being lost. Besides the sex is more genuine not showy.

Totally, i especially like Amateur first-time lesbian sex

(January 24, 2010 at 11:39 pm)theVOID Wrote: Totally, i especially like Amateur first-time lesbian sex

Lol. XD

See, call me old fashioned, but I like my porn intimate. The most boring porn just has the whole reverse cowgirl position so they can easily film the genitals and the girl just makes cheap moans. BORING! They need to really be into it.

hence, amateur porn is superior.

If they don't insist on holding the camera themselves while doing it, sure. If you watch the film and get motion sickness, that's a bad thing.