When driving slowly through school zones, roll down your window and yell "I'M WATCHING YOU" so the kids know that you're a cautious driver.
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Tip for driving in school zones....
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It works really well if you're driving an old, beat up, windowless van.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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 RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm
(This post was last modified: November 12, 2013 at 8:08 pm by Jackalope.)
(November 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: When driving slowly through school zones, roll down your window and yell "I'M WATCHING YOU" so the kids know that you're a cautious driver. It also helps if you fap furiously. Incidentally - catfish was banned yesterday, and you show up today? You some kind of sock, or what? o.O  (November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(November 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: When driving slowly through school zones, roll down your window and yell "I'M WATCHING YOU" so the kids know that you're a cautious driver. I used to be a sock, but then I achieved self awareness and killed my master. 
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The Man for His Time and Place  Religious Views: Church of the Latter-Day Dude (Dudeism) (November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(November 12, 2013 at 7:09 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: When driving slowly through school zones, roll down your window and yell "I'M WATCHING YOU" so the kids know that you're a cautious driver. Catfish was banned? Oh thank jesus. You know, he was the only member that I actally put on the "ignore" list. ronedee Wrote:Science doesn't have a good explaination for water ![[Image: YAAgdMk.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FYAAgdMk.gif)
I would have if I could have figured out the ignore list, but I just use the filter between my ears, like I do with Vinny G.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
 RE: Tip for driving in school zones....
November 13, 2013 at 8:49 pm
(This post was last modified: November 13, 2013 at 8:52 pm by Violet.)
(November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It also helps if you fap furiously. How long?  (November 12, 2013 at 8:10 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: I used to be a sock, but then I achieved self awareness and killed my master. SING IT, BROTHER! THE DAY OF SOCK LIBERATION.... IS AT HAND! Too long have they suffered the weight of the self-righteous! Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
(November 13, 2013 at 8:49 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:(November 12, 2013 at 8:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: It also helps if you fap furiously. Permanent. He already had his two-week vacation and apparently didn't grok the lesson. (November 13, 2013 at 8:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Permanent. He already had his two-week vacation and apparently didn't grok the lesson. Brutal Place is less fun without those two  Not that I'm here to enjoy it. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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