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Bible Prophecy... Is This For Real???...
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Bible Prophecy... Is This For Real???...
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(March 2, 2014 at 5:16 pm)AT7iLA Wrote: <Video removed>

Complete nonsense.

People interpreting the bible to mean what they want them to mean.

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Biblical prophecy is not real.
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Green text in 3...2...1....
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I think there was a prophesy about the city of Tyr that would get destroyed, and never rebuilt. There's also the one where Jesus said he'd come back in the lifetimes of the people he was talking to. The whole thing about Jesus was supposed to be that he'd be named Emmanuel, and be the Prince of Peace. Yet everyone called him Jesus, and I don't think he heralded any sort of age of Peace.

I'll skip watching the video.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Well, he's right about one thing. There is something in the air. Bullshit.

Meanwhile....

Is. 13

Quote:17 Behold, I am stirring up the Medes against them,
who have no regard for silver
and do not delight in gold.
18 Their bows will slaughter[d] the young men;
they will have no mercy on the fruit of the womb;
their eyes will not pity children.
19 And Babylon, the glory of kingdoms,
the splendor and pomp of the Chaldeans,
will be like Sodom and Gomorrah
when God overthrew them.
20 It will never be inhabited
or lived in for all generations;
no Arab will pitch his tent there;
no shepherds will make their flocks lie down there.
21 But wild animals will lie down there,
and their houses will be full of howling creatures;
there ostriches[e] will dwell,
and there wild goats will dance.
22 Hyenas[f] will cry in its towers,
and jackals in the pleasant palaces;
its time is close at hand
and its days will not be prolonged.

Um..no. Cyrus the Great captured Babylon by coup d'main rather than sacking it he moved in.

http://www.livius.org/ct-cz/cyrus_I/babylon05.html

Oh, and the Babylonians themselves credited Marduk with finding their great redeemer king which is no more fucking absurd than yhwh...but at least in the historical version we don't get these absurd bible claims.

Why do xtians repeatedly fall for such easily refuted horseshit? Are they simply that stupid?
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Not necessarily stupid, just gullible.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Yes, it's all true.
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Membership is free to have in this discussion forum, meaning that you are meant to discuss shit. For advertizing seek a proper website.
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dont know what the big deal is... thought this was a sub-forum for religion... Thought it was interesting tho how it made sense.
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