(March 10, 2014 at 2:36 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Okay, so I have an idea that kills two birds with one stone. We have a hunger problem in the United States, and we have TOO DAMN MANY senior citizens. I propose we feed seniors to the hungry.

You seem to be a fan of Swift solutions, eh?

(incidentalty, when in highschool we were asked to write a contemporary version of a modest proposal, I basically wrote a variation of that)

(March 10, 2014 at 2:36 pm)futilethewinds Wrote: Okay, so I have an idea that kills two birds with one stone. We have a hunger problem in the United States, and we have TOO DAMN MANY senior citizens. I propose we feed seniors to the hungry.

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Quote:The current problem with social security is that at the age of 60, one is too old to truly do all the things that could not have been done in youth.

Talk to me when you reach 59.

(March 10, 2014 at 2:39 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

But only old people. Cuz fuck them.