(March 30, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: You didn't think we were looking for a sign or wonder? Then why quote the scripture?

I don't assume to know what people are thinking, no.

(March 30, 2014 at 5:34 pm)fr0d0 Wrote:

(March 30, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: You didn't think we were looking for a sign or wonder? Then why quote the scripture?

I don't assume to know what people are thinking, no.

You should also assume no one takes you seriously in your sniveling and twisting of words you're too much of a weasel to stand behind.

But keep setting the bar low and slithering under it, by all means.

No miracles anymore? You guys forget about Christian Mingle™?

(March 30, 2014 at 5:34 pm)fr0d0 Wrote:

(March 30, 2014 at 3:11 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: You didn't think we were looking for a sign or wonder? Then why quote the scripture?

I don't assume to know what people are thinking, no.

I never said you did, but it's obvious that you made an observation, then you acted upon it. How's that little corner that you continue to back into?

Bad Writer: I didn't accuse you of anything. Like I said, if you want to read that as an accusation against yourself, be my guest. I have absolutely no interest in your self flagellation. Now be a sweetie and move on

(March 30, 2014 at 8:06 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Bad Writer: I didn't accuse you of anything. Like I said, if you want to read that as an accusation against yourself, be my guest. I have absolutely no interest in your self flagellation. Now be a sweetie and move on

I'm actually glad to see you're not going to stick to your guns on this; the Bible is a pretty crappy weapon, no matter how much your heart is or isn't into it.

Why no miracles? Because Jesus is dead and Morgan Freeman is too busy taping his science show.

(March 30, 2014 at 12:47 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: Ah, but remember that god invented the rainbow to show Noah that he would never flood the earth again.

That's not true. God invented the rainbow to remind him not to flood the Earth again. God needs mnemonic devices to jar his memory because he keeps forgetting what the hell he's done.
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea...B;CJB;NKJV

People knew that God had a lousy memory and that he would forget what the rainbow was about so when they built the Tower of Babel they waterproofed it.

Since rainbows only appear during sunny days after it rains God has to hurry to pull the drain plugs to drain the rising rainwater. Sometimes he's sleeping and people and animals get drowned in the floodwaters. When it floods at night he's none the wiser.

(March 31, 2014 at 12:29 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: God invented the rainbow to remind him not to flood the Earth again. God needs mnemonic devices to jar his memory because he keeps forgetting what the hell he's done.

Good ole' god. Makes me feel less senile by comparison.

Ah, my mistake. I gave Yahweh more credit than was due.