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What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 2, 2014 at 6:55 pm
That was a thought that I had earlier today, because if you think about Catholicism is such prefect cover for pedophile's. You have a religion that encourages the followers to sheep to the church and enables easy persecution against those that stand up against it, you also have a priest system that enables priests to be easily moved from one place to the next, and you all the while you gain great wealth and power by threatening souls. Classic example of volcano insurance.
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 2, 2014 at 7:00 pm
That's like saying just because banana is perfectly shaped for being shoved up Ray comfort's ass, therefore the banana's main purpose is probably to be shoved up Ray comfort's ass.
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 2, 2014 at 8:06 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 7:00 pm)Chuck Wrote: That's like saying just because banana is perfectly shaped for being shoved up Ray comfort's ass, therefore the banana's main purpose is probably to be shoved up Ray comfort's ass.
The issue with shoving a banana up ray comfort's ass is that you have to get kirk Cameron's dick out of there first
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 2, 2014 at 9:33 pm
Meh. Put some butter on that thing and it'll pop right out.
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 3, 2014 at 6:04 pm
(May 2, 2014 at 9:33 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Meh. Put some butter on that thing and it'll pop right out.
What you need is something more like a proctologist.
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 3, 2014 at 6:35 pm
If it were their main purpose it would mean that ultimately they fucked that up too.
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 4, 2014 at 10:29 am
(May 2, 2014 at 6:55 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: That was a thought that I had earlier today, because if you think about Catholicism is such prefect cover for pedophile's. You have a religion that encourages the followers to sheep to the church and enables easy persecution against those that stand up against it, you also have a priest system that enables priests to be easily moved from one place to the next, and you all the while you gain great wealth and power by threatening souls. Classic example of volcano insurance.
What do you mean " If the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring"?
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 4, 2014 at 10:46 am
The main purpose might be to make money, oh, excuse me, filthy lucre ?
The child sex being viewed as a perk of office, perhaps.
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 4, 2014 at 1:34 pm
Damn - Min beat me to it!
My response was going to be:
What if the main propose of the church is to cover a paedophile ring? Then they're doing a piss-poor job of it.
But I won't bother now.
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RE: What if the main propose of the church is to cover a pedophile ring?
May 4, 2014 at 6:22 pm
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