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Yoga Pants are the devil

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Yoga Pants are the devil
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#11
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 4:58 pm
Despite being heterosexual, I would have no compunction fucking this douchebag in the ass with extreme malice.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 5:05 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 4:58 pm)Cato Wrote: Despite being heterosexual, I would have no compunction fucking this douchebag in the ass with extreme malice.

And a two foot strapon . . .


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#13
RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 5:14 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm)Losty Wrote: I love yoga pants. They're so comfortable. Soft and stretchy. The only thing that beats tshirt and yoga pants is a sweat shirt and panties.

... minus the panties.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 5:27 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm)Losty Wrote: I love yoga pants. They're so comfortable. Soft and stretchy. The only thing that beats tshirt and yoga pants is a sweat shirt and panties.

... minus the panties.

Depends on what's being done without the panties.

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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 5:30 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 5:27 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(May 7, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: ... minus the panties.

Depends on what's being done without the panties.

That's kind of the point.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 5:36 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 5:14 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 7, 2014 at 1:42 pm)Losty Wrote: I love yoga pants. They're so comfortable. Soft and stretchy. The only thing that beats tshirt and yoga pants is a sweat shirt and panties.

... minus the panties.

Oh forgive me Sir. I was thinking of my personal comfort over slutablity. Will not happen again Wink
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Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 6:59 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 5:05 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(May 7, 2014 at 4:58 pm)Cato Wrote: Despite being heterosexual, I would have no compunction fucking this douchebag in the ass with extreme malice.

And a two foot strapon . . .


:D

Yelling "YOU PROVOKED THIS! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, SLUT!" The entire time.
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#18
Re: RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 7:31 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 1:25 pm)FlyingNarwhal Wrote: If yoga pants are the devil, I'm a satanist.

Now there's a religion I would bomb a building for.
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 11:56 pm
I wear yoga pants...AND do yoga.

oh the horror!
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RE: Yoga Pants are the devil
May 7, 2014 at 11:57 pm
(May 7, 2014 at 11:56 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: I wear yoga pants...AND do yoga.

oh the horror!

I can't do yoga. It's so boring and I always end up laughing.
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