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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 23, 2014 at 12:06 am
Need a "Save jesus from his followers" poster along those lines as well....poor fucker.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 23, 2014 at 12:09 am
There can never be too much of Hank's Ass.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 23, 2014 at 7:30 pm
(June 23, 2014 at 12:06 am)Rhythm Wrote: Need a "Save jesus from his followers" poster along those lines as well....poor fucker.
Your avatar reminds me to this video.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 23, 2014 at 10:07 pm
I must thank to OP for the "Hank's Ass" video. Not only was it very funny, it led to many George Carlin videos and you can never have too much George Carlin!
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 23, 2014 at 10:22 pm
(June 23, 2014 at 10:07 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote: I must thank to OP for the "Hank's Ass" video. Not only was it very funny, it led to many George Carlin videos and you can never have too much George Carlin!
Indeed. You can never have too much George Carlin.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 24, 2014 at 4:39 am
Just love his opening speel on Zeitgeist. It sets the tone nicely for the remainder.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 28, 2014 at 1:54 am
(June 22, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Jenny A Wrote: It's a kind of congame. (Sorry in advance to any old timers who have already met Hank's Ass):
There's a printed version here: Kissing Hank's Ass on Jhuger
Actually - it IS a kind of Con Game
Religion was the devise that the leaders of ancient time used to keep the masses of uneducated and illiterate people under control.
It just spiraled out of control and became more and more complicated as interaction between different groups of people required it to evolve - ie - to keep up with the other religious beliefs. So - as people were conquered - the religions of the conquered and the conquerors had to evolve to stay ahead of the new claims. When one religion claimed a Virgin birth - others had to have it. Same with resurrection - and many other claims. Flood stories got more and more exaggerated (Why flood the earth when you can flood the Universe? - Well ancients did not think that there WAS a universe beyond themselves. THey did not even think there were other continents)
Today - we have democratically created law systems to replace the need for control of people - although these are highly based on the beliefs of the people involved and so could be said to be religion based - except that the Government is the ultimate power.
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 28, 2014 at 5:12 am
(June 22, 2014 at 8:36 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Christianity is a zombie-based religion.
Yea, the dead in Christ are alive!
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 28, 2014 at 5:16 pm
(June 28, 2014 at 5:12 am)Knowledge of God Wrote: (June 22, 2014 at 8:36 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Christianity is a zombie-based religion.
Yea, the dead in Christ are alive!
If a person believed in Christ why would he be dead in Christ? Shouldn't a believer be alive in Christ? Dead indicates a lack of activity. Do dead chickens walk?
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RE: What Christianity Ultimately Sounds Like To Me
June 28, 2014 at 5:19 pm
(June 28, 2014 at 5:12 am)Knowledge of God Wrote: Yea, the dead in Christ are alive!
How many of them, since when, and whereabouts? Can't seem to find these hordes on google maps......
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