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sorry women
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sorry women
I used to have disdain for women. I've been hurt very bad by my mom, by my female probation officer , by my sister, and by the female Mortal Kombat characters that always kicked my ass.

Its not your fault that you made me blush or gave me an erection or have that sexy body that makes me foam at the mouth, or drool, or stuttering, or cream my pants!

Sorry for the way that pornography dehumanizes you.

Fortunately I came to realize that women have been really miss treated. Why the fuck would you say an entire gender can't vote?

Not that I really care about votiing I'd sell my vote for 10 bucks, let's just say a gender cannot vote is a kick in the teeth. You have a vagina therefore you know nothing about politics is...INSANE! Please EXPLAIN!

I just wanna say I'm sorry for the ways that I have used women, played them, or mocked, or disrespected them. Glad I got over it. Misogyny is stupidity!
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RE: sorry women
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RE: sorry women
Sniffles.....

I reconciled with my mom. I still need to bring my probation officer Flowers someday Smile
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RE: sorry women
(July 7, 2014 at 6:14 pm)shortbusgangsta3 Wrote: I used to have disdain for women. I've been hurt very bad by my mom, by my female probation officer , by my sister, and by the female Mortal Kombat characters that always kicked my ass.

Its not your fault that you made me blush or gave me an erection or have that sexy body that makes me foam at the mouth, or drool, or stuttering, or cream my pants!

Sorry for the way that pornography dehumanizes you.

Fortunately I came to realize that women have been really miss treated. Why the fuck would you say an entire gender can't vote?

Not that I really care about votiing I'd sell my vote for 10 bucks, let's just say a gender cannot vote is a kick in the teeth. You have a vagina therefore you know nothing about politics is...INSANE! Please EXPLAIN!

I just wanna say I'm sorry for the ways that I have used women, or mocked, or disrespected them. Glad I got over it. Misogyny is stupidity!
Sorry, but voting? You're 18, you gonna apologize for something men did before I, let alone you were born?

And to paraphrase Zander of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, linoleum makes teenage boys hard. We get it. Enjoy the porn. Why not. Just don't ogle the live ones K?

Female video characters kicked your ass. You serious? Really. That's a reason you don't like women? And that's like your mom or your probation officer. Really?

So you're trying (very). I forgive you. I think. Just don't date my daughters? K?

But, have you apologized to the particular women you "disrespected?" That would be the place to start, not women in general.
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RE: sorry women
(July 7, 2014 at 6:31 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Just don't ogle the live ones K?

So much easier said than done. Natural selection has shaped our brains to be vagina seeking missiles.
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RE: sorry women
You know, there are probably women who would be willing to punish you for such egregious misdeeds, for a price.

-and sexual selection (that's you ladies) has, apparently, turned us into dicks.
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(July 7, 2014 at 6:42 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(July 7, 2014 at 6:31 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Just don't ogle the live ones K?

So much easier said than done. Natural selection has shaped our brains to be vagina seeking missiles.

Yeah, I get that. But most of you manage to be discrete. You do know we like to look at men, right?

(July 7, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You know, there are probably women who would be willing to punish you for such egregious misdeeds, for a price.

Or possibly for free. I don't think most sexually dominant women need a reason beyond lust.

(July 7, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Rhythm Wrote: -and sexual selection (that's you ladies) has, apparently, turned us into dicks.

I try not to blame my behavior on evolution. You try too, please?
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RE: sorry women
you have to understand being a prepubescent 9 yr old skool boy playing my Mortal Kombat 2 Sega Genesis, and getting my assnballs handed to me repeatedly by kitana and Jade was quite traumatic at that age.

I'm sorry kitana and Jade and whoever that other whatever the name of that other female character with the purple thong , for entering the one hit fatality cheat code , and picking Jax to rip your arms off!
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RE: sorry women
(July 7, 2014 at 6:52 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Yeah, I get that. But most of you manage to be discrete. You do know we like to look at men, right?

And there's the difference. You "like" to look at men while we are forced by a biological compulsion to stare at anything with breasts.
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#10
RE: sorry women
what's up with your Avatar Faith No More?

it looks like something I've seen while robotripping!
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