(July 30, 2014 at 7:25 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A poem I wrote this morning:

'I'm going to have my eggs boiled.
I'd've have oatmeal, but the milk was spoiled.'

Exaunt to thunderous applause

Boru

A wily young vampire named Mabel
Had periods that were quite stable.
So one night in her tomb
She sat down with a spoon
And drank herself under the table.

Not as good ad Deirdre's, but I'm no poet.

Since we are now scraping the bottom of the barrel, we cannot go without the classic!

There was a young lady from Ryde,
Who ate some green apples and died;
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented,
And made cider inside her inside
(Anonymous)

These poems are gross. :p

OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.

There once was a girl who believed
?
?
?
?

(No one finish a line with orange!}

There once was a girl from Norway
Who hung by her legs in the doorway
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe
I think I've discovered one more way!"

Tha blacksmith's son was named Matt,
Under a tree in the backyard he sat
Amusing himself,
By abusing himself,
And catching the load in his hat.

(July 30, 2014 at 9:46 pm)ShaMan Wrote: There once was a girl from Norway
Who hung by her legs in the doorway
She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe
I think I've discovered one more way!"

Please explain?

(July 30, 2014 at 8:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.

There once was a girl who believed
?
?
?
?

(No one finish a line with orange!}

There once was a girl who believed
Who said she could not be deceived
?
?
?


Next!

I think I'm in love with you all.

There once was an atheist crew
And they didn't know what to do
So they made up some poems
And kept it all flowin'
I bet they're all posting from the loo!

(July 30, 2014 at 9:58 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:

(July 30, 2014 at 8:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote: OK, a fresh one, everyone chime in.

There once was a girl who believed
?
?
?
?

(No one finish a line with orange!}

There once was a girl who believed
Who said she could not be deceived
?
?
Then Deidre became on of us!


Next!