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Ban the loser above you.

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Ban the loser above you.
Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 10:03 am
Banned for thinking there's such a thing as too nice.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Lucanus Offline
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#7152
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 10:16 am
(September 5, 2014 at 8:59 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned because we don't give a crap about your patron saint.

Banned because you don't get the irony of the situation.

Losty Wrote:Banned for thinking there's such a thing as too nice.

Banned for thinking. Oh wait, this isn't Rapture Ready!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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Clueless Morgan Offline
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#7153
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 10:34 am
Banned for being mean to a person who's too nice!

We love Losty. We're nice to Losty. Heart
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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vorlon13 Offline
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#7154
RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 10:46 am
Banned for defending losty in a thread where we are supposed to ban the LOSER above you.

The thread is inherently mean !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Exian Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 10:49 am
Oh I get it now. Banned for making me get it now.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Losty Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 10:50 am
Banned for taking the word of a guy who knows the truth but refuses to admit that this ban thread is nice and not mean.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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vorlon13 Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 10:51 am (This post was last modified: September 5, 2014 at 10:52 am by vorlon13.)
Banned for 'getting it' and we don't like sexual innuendo in the ban thread from noobs on Fridays !!!!
Banning Losty for still trying to make a mean thread nice.

It is NOT nice to do that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 1:32 pm
Banned for not encouraging innuendo. I just can't get enough of it myself.



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ShaMan Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 1:33 pm
(September 5, 2014 at 1:32 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Banned for not encouraging innuendo. I just can't get enough of it myself.
Banned for not getting enough...
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Exian Offline
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RE: Ban the loser above you.
September 5, 2014 at 1:35 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2014 at 1:37 pm by Exian.)
Hello
Banned for not knowing I sexual enuendo'd and upon inspection, I'm still missing it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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