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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 11:27 pm
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(September 11, 2014 at 10:03 pm)professor Wrote: Good idea Stimbo, book the hotel.
Luckie,
And here's where you are mistaken, sir. You aren't telling me, anything I didn't already know. Imagine if I just turned around and said--all of that-- to you? Wouldn't you get your feathers in a ruffle because: 'You already knew that!!!?'
That's how I feel when you say... all of that.
I'm just a couple steps ahead of you, is all. Instead of standing frozen, petrified in the dark-- I kept on walking and found the light switch. Now I don't have to be afraid of the dark anymore.
Deep down you're lying to yourself, to comfort yourself. If something doesn't make sense, god it. If something scares you, god it! If something makes you happy...god it! If something makes you uncomfortable, god doesn't it!
You've suspended yourself into a cocoon of ignorance-- where ultimate justice is real, protection at all times is possible, everything you do matters, darkness is frightening, and monsters are real.
Do you ever stop to wonder why your 'religion' makes you so scared? Its because it's fear-based, in order to get you to believe it in the first place. The self righteousness: is just a bonus.
Once you're out of " the Matrix ", you can see life for how it truly is, and I guarantee: shit makes a lot more sense out here in Reality, than it does in that cocoon you've made. Oh and guess what? The steak tastes the same out here, as it does in there.
Just.. Fabulous. No monsters to worry about, too.
No one here is settling for 'we are all accidents'
, the truth is: No one knows how we began for sure. Your intentional ignorance about Everything around you though: Doesn't make you sound any less crazy, right now. You've brainwashed yourself, sorry but its true. You're no different from people who believe that the lake they live on, is evil. Or that brickdust can keep you from harm if you pour it in your doorsteps. This stuff is self enforcing, confirmation biased, self indulgent shenanigans that has no place in Reality.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm
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(September 10, 2014 at 9:43 pm)professor Wrote: Stimbo, I hold to the primitive literal 6 day literal Creation week.
Upon which the entire plan expands into 6Kyears.
Only 2 years to go to hit the Grand Finale and Restoration of all things.
Yeah.
And I wasn't trying to obscure anything.
I am looking forward to the same repeated principle applying to myself.
It comes when we leave.
I hold to your literal promise.
13 DAYS REMAINING
If you're still here after the 25th, you get a name change to Jesus is Full of Shit until the Rapture actually does happen. How's that sound?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 12, 2014 at 8:31 am
(September 11, 2014 at 10:03 pm)professor Wrote: This age of lawlessness will end with a bang. And the Restoration of all things is immediately after that bang. Just to be clear, this is what happens on the 25th, give or take 24 hours?
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 12, 2014 at 9:00 am
(September 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: If you're still here after the 25th, you get a name change to Jesus is Full of Shit until the Rapture actually does happen. How's that sound?
In all fairness, he'd probably say that he was wrong, and not Jesus. So, it seems like " Professor is Full of Shit" would be the more honest choice.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 12, 2014 at 9:29 am
(September 12, 2014 at 9:00 am)RobbyPants Wrote: (September 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: If you're still here after the 25th, you get a name change to Jesus is Full of Shit until the Rapture actually does happen. How's that sound?
In all fairness, he'd probably say that he was wrong, and not Jesus. So, it seems like "Professor is Full of Shit" would be the more honest choice.
And in a happy coincidence, it would also be one hundred percent accurate.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 12, 2014 at 9:42 am
(September 11, 2014 at 10:03 pm)professor Wrote: This age of lawlessness will end with a bang. And the Restoration of all things is immediately after that bang.
So to recap:
On a personal basis, I will be overcoming the flesh with a bang in a hotel room with Shell.
Fuck Harold Camping; this is just getting better and better.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 12, 2014 at 11:46 am
(September 11, 2014 at 11:41 pm)Ryantology (╯°◊°)╯︵ ══╬ Wrote: (September 10, 2014 at 9:43 pm)professor Wrote: Stimbo, I hold to the primitive literal 6 day literal Creation week.
Upon which the entire plan expands into 6Kyears.
Only 2 years to go to hit the Grand Finale and Restoration of all things.
Yeah.
And I wasn't trying to obscure anything.
I am looking forward to the same repeated principle applying to myself.
It comes when we leave.
I hold to your literal promise.
13 DAYS REMAINING
If you're still here after the 25th, you get a name change to Jesus is Full of Shit until the Rapture actually does happen. How's that sound?
I sure hope that the part for my garage door opener arrives before then - I hate leaving things unfinished.
And I need to get the septic tank pumped, too.
Oh, dear, so little time.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 12, 2014 at 11:48 am
(September 12, 2014 at 9:29 am)Esquilax Wrote: (September 12, 2014 at 9:00 am)RobbyPants Wrote: In all fairness, he'd probably say that he was wrong, and not Jesus. So, it seems like "Professor is Full of Shit" would be the more honest choice.
And in a happy coincidence, it would also be one hundred percent accurate.
Can you really go wrong, either way?
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 12, 2014 at 4:17 pm
Dismissing modern science? Check.
Referencing revelations? Check.
Poe.
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RE: That Day will come as a trap on all the world
September 13, 2014 at 10:17 pm
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Hi Tonus,
If the Rapture comes on the 25th, you will have about a year to wait for the Restoration which follows the Day of Atonement, Sept 22-23 2015 (the Jewish day begins at sundown the evening before and ends at sundown the next day).
This would be the 2nd Coming @ year 6000, the Grand Jubilee #120.
Jesus will be fulfilling the remaining 3 feasts of Israel (the word is Moed and means- "Appointment / Rehearsal") - Rosh Hashanna, Atonement and Tabernacles.
In the same way as He fulfilled the first 4 feasts in His 1st Coming, between what we call "Holy week" and Pentecost.
One of you posted the fable of Darby inventing the Rapture in the 1800s- Wrong, wrong, wrong.
Paul said, "the dead in Christ will rise first, then we which remain shall be changed- in a moment - in the twinkling of an eye and we will be caught up (the word is Harpazo, which means to be snatched quickly away - the word we have come to call Rapture).
Jesus said to the Philadelphia church (the second last)- "Because you have kept the word of my patience-
I will keep you from (eck- OUT of) the hour of testing that is coming upon the whole world -to test them".
The Philadelphia group correlates with Noah who went UP over the flood.
The last church- Laiodecia is told they will be spit out.
They are spiritually blind naked and in poverty while saying about themselves that they are rich and in need of nothing.
This is the church that correlates with Lot, who was living in a place of notable evil, and who was rescued at the last moment.
Spiritually blind naked and poor.
The sequence of the Jewish wedding portrays exactly the sequence the Heavenly Bridegroom is following-
1) The girl accepts the cup of wine (agreeing to marry)
2) The groom pays the Bride Price
3) He goes to prepare a place for her
4) He receives permission to get her from his dad when the place is ready
5) He comes in the middle of the night with a shout
6) She trims her lamp and goes to meet him
7) They are in the wedding chamber a week- alone
8) They emerge for the wedding banquet
Do you happen to notice the number of new beginnings in the above?
Eight people were preserved in the ark of Noah.
We are between stage 3 and stage 4 of the Wedding Sequence.
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